Albertine Ongley

Paramedic student, learning what I can, experiencing what I can, and maybe trying to tweet.

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

Thoroughly enjoying #MakeABandSickly

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Buyin a car. Dealer didn't miss a beat when we said how many bodies could fit in the trunk. "Just make sure to disable the emergency latch"

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

Pros and cons of joining a union? Trying to decide if I want to and if so which one. #confused #somanyoptions

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@unclassygirl And that one even looks kind of ok (I think)

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

I've decided that trying to take pretty pictures is a little bit satisfying.

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@unclassygirl I think it has some good points, but a lot of it is very propagandaish. It's also way too dumbed down.

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

When the storyline of the #GreysAnatomyFinale is so engrossing you don't even comment on the terrible CPR.

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@drivercook @VMulrennan @TeamAUT The students or the cats?

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@VMulrennan @TeamAUT It's because @drivercook thinks that cats can't climb stairs. #emscatlady #hellneverbesafe

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

BREAKING: Henry VIII and Eye of Sauron issue joint statement saying Trump is damaging the brand of loud, orange-y, oversized tyranny.

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@drivercook @heaph111 So I can bring my cat?

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@drivercook @culturemedic It's an actual thing now?! Yay!!!

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@heaph111 @drivercook If we're part of the 125 do we get coffee too?

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

@AUTSPA @AUTuni @ngoziad I want to come but I have to work! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

Opened the window because too hot + there was a cat outside. All I got were mosquitos. I'm allergic. Slowly inflating like a baloon. Yay.

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

If people paid as much attention to the atrocities in the world as they paid to the dog maybe we could end world suck. #doggate #dogageddon

[Catrin Nye @CatrinNye]

Canadian mum turned away at the U.S. border – she was asked about her views on President Trump. - via @ajplus https://t.co/8a4PSRBffI

[Albertine Ongley @milotross]

Now know what sub q emphysema feels like. Rice krispies are very accurate. Thanks wisdom teeth.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Most people would be easier to love if they were cheese. #wednesdaywisdom