Gumbolicous

[D 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🤍 @DRestoreGlasgow]

I’m off my phone for a few hours and this is the first few swipes in a row of my timeline.

Are the govt just hoping we are all taken out eventually or what?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Enough.

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

How to sneak a chocolate bar into a FIFA World Cup match in the USA

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

So his entire family turned up to defend him after he stabbed an English kid?

- His mother stashed the murder weapon.
- His father and brother backed up the nonsense allegations of racism while Henry lay in a pool of his own blood.

What a horrific community.

[Sɾƚα. Áɠυιlα 🐦‍🔥 @SrtaAguila]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Is this real?!

Honestly, we might have to apologise to PGMOL because what the hell is going on in Scotland's VAR rooms? 😂

[Isaac’s Army @ReturnOfKappy]

The same man who aggressively pushed the COVID vaccines is now the one standing on the hantavirus cruise ship…

Reading from a script..?

Oh… and he did an internship in Jerusalem…

Same players….

Different virus….

You still think it’s random…?

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

In Bolton, one candidate allegedly wrote on Facebook "just shoot all the P*kis on the spot"

Another in Sunderland allegedly said "can't believe amount of nigerians in town…. should melt them all down and fill in the pot holes!"

Both were elected by large margins

[Codex_Indîa @Codex_India6]

Jëëts are the ONLY species on Earth so goddamn brain-dead, a stray street dog can outsmart their entire bloodline while taking a piss on a sacred cow!

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

A dinghy full of illegal migrants has capsized in the the English Channel

[Pol Atreides @Aliathewhite]

African refugees undergoing pre-departure training before relocating to Europe, America, and Australia.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I really don't care if the boat migrants want a better life.

It's not our problem.

[Cillian @CilComLFC]

🇫🇷 Marine Le Pen:

“Migrants are like wind turbines. Everyone says we should have them, but nobody wants them near their home.”

She’s not wrong, you know! 👏😆

[Q @Innerviewq]

If you were born between 87-92 , male, this movie was harder than karate kid

[Landeur 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Landeur]

I love learning about the past.

History is amazing.

[Gumbolicous @milsy4]

@Y2SHAF @Scott_Wordie

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Looking over at the driver who almost caused a 5 car pileup to confirm their ethnicity does indeed match my calculations

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

🚨OVERHEAD KICK ALERT🚨

[Duffyevsky ☦ @TheIllegit]

Black twitter exploding with tweets saying "tourettes is no excuse" and that he should be beaten until he stops saying it. Pure gold.