crustopher columbus

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

I illustrate now

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

could use some garlic bread and some french onion soup rn

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

they gotta close that portal

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

hey guys

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

bringing children to a brewery will forever be cringe
idk figure it out

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

dump

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

things don’t get better they just start hurting less

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

“I lost my granny, you'on get mo' grannies”
-chief keef
😔

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

ok so “kiss by prince” but replace every time he says “kiss” w/ “piss”

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

you ever just wake up and start thinkin bout tiddies?

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

@whorgan_grinder you look like a combination truck driver and lot lizard

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

@whorgan_grinder nvm I found it

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

@whorgan_grinder surrender my loud u kush thief

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

I gotta be the most fuckable vendor at the flea market rn

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

*clears throat*
*inhales*
*tears pouring down face*
…. my name a borat

[crustopher columbus @miltjackson]

I just be thinking about utz party mix sometimes

[knxwledge @knxwledge]

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