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[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

Decided I’m not going to make any good decisions until at least October x

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

What IS the name of the game? Abba ask great questions

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

@bethford98 @NoContextBrits Can’t wait to see the sleeve all done 🥰

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

I’m really growing to dislike all people

[Dolly @DrDollySud_PhD]

ImPAWster spotted

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

@James_COYS_ Sometimes I like your Twitter and other times it just makes me sad

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

At a recent family gathering my two year old son bemused the crowd by repeatedly shouting "Pickle Lane toy car". I denied knowing what he was talking about. What they don't know is that on the way to the venue I had reason to shout "pick a lane, Tory cunt" at another road user

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

Falling asleep on the sofa in the middle of the day aka being disorientated for the rest of the week

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

Reasons I hate this government no. 262729638291
I don't know how Suella Braverman goes to sleep at night.

[Alexander Fox @AlexanderFoxEtc]

Me too, woollen jumper, me too.

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

The last 6 months has done my already premature aging 0 favours

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

Sometimes I think I’m cool and other times I get excited to go to motorway services

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

@MoranEmma @BethanyMillson they’ve clearly never been to exmouth !

[hol🪩⛓️ @xh0lly86_]

Mason greenwood won’t see your tweets defending him but your friends who have been raped/abused will

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

Phil Mitchell and Kat Slater will never make sense in my head

[Mil 🌞 @miltoms23]

For someone who claims to enjoy an easy life I don’t half make some ridiculous decisions