Fuck off John

Leave me alone John

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Newly naturalized citizens in Massachusetts: Congrats! If you were sworn in this week, you can still register to vote until Nov. 2 – even if @USCIS personnel told you otherwise. Register to vote! https://t.co/jlUVCbNOG4

[Hey Alma @hey_alma]

This year, forgiveness means letting go of the expectations you placed on 2020. https://t.co/C5bIhifabJ

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Hey now

Take your mask off

Get corona

Be dead

https://t.co/AJtY26UOhq

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

Turning official White House business into a re-election rally—particularly a special rally, at your own golf course, for people who pay you for access—is using taxpayer money for personal use. That’s corruption. https://t.co/JRnsWYo1XF

[Fuck off John @milustein]

My biggest ambition is to become an ex-pat

[Fuck off John @milustein]

idk who needs to hear this but:

IF YOURE NOT PREPARED TO TIP 20%+ ON YOUR MEAL DONT GO OUT TO EAT. Food service workers are literally risking their lives for less than $2/hour to get you a vodka soda and some fried so the least you can do is tip well. That’s it send the tweet

[Reuters @Reuters]

WARNING: CONTAINS PROFANITY Representative @AOC repeated an accusation that her Republican colleague Ted Yoho used a profane gender-based slur toward her earlier this week in an interaction on the Capitol steps https://t.co/6FvPnA4Bpi

[Kveller @Kveller]

Today would have been Bess Myerson's birthday! She was the first (and only!) Jewish Miss America and went on to become a spokeswoman against anti-Semitism!

[Rachel Levin @rach_levin]

I’ve trained for this, I was born for this, and it’s my pleasure to give this gift to the world via @hey_alma. Let’s dive in. https://t.co/9ffNm9Bo11

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

The idea that we need police to protect us from the real criminals is significantly undercut by those 400,000+ rape kits that have never been tested or investigated.

[Cindy Noir✨ @thecindynoir]

If Emmett Till hadn’t been brutally murdered, he’d be 79 this year.

79.

How old are your grandparents?

[alina k🐇ありなカニン @alinakanin]

this is why you don’t post pics of protesters

[Hey Alma @hey_alma]

It’s the Jewish thing to do. We’re with you, #BlackLivesMatter.

[Fuck off John @milustein]

I met a puppy named Malfoy today. He let me pet him and didn’t even threaten to knock me off my broom so I’ve decided to reconsider my aversion to Slytherins

[Fuck off John @milustein]

to the one person in POSC412 class who voted AGAINST getting an extension for our final paper, I seriously hope you get gonorrhea

[Fuck off John @milustein]

as much as I shit on ig "influencers," I would voluntarily part with an appendage if someone wanted to pay me to take performative vacations

[Reductress @Reductress]

Get Him To Notice You By Being A Small Clump Of Cells In A Uterus: https://t.co/yYgu98CXp7