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she/her | mi | 🏳️‍🌈

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me to my wife:

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I know she’s up there looking down on me.

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

i was not familiar with sza’s game

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

Me dancing to Megan trying not to worry about the direction this country is going

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Donald Trump was the first president…

In 28 years not to serve a second term.

In 45 years not to release his tax returns.

In 89 years to lose the presidency, Senate, and House in one term.

To be impeached twice

To begin their term with a negative approval rating.

To never reach an approval rating above 50%.

To ask for and receive election assistance from a known foreign enemy.

To refuse conceding after losing.

To tell Americans the election he lost was a fraud.

To incite an insurrection resulting in hundreds being charged and convicted.

To have 81 associates charged with crimes.

To lose their security clearance after leaving office.

To have their home raided by FBI for espionage.

To be convicted of 34 felonies.

To add $8.4 Trillion to our national debt in 4 years.

To have zero public service before being elected.

To be taped detailing how he sexually assaulted women.

To have 26 sexual assault allegations.

To marry a porn model.

To be married three times

To be found liable for sexual abuse.

To be accused of pedophilia.

…Let’s see how the final chapter goes. 👀

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

You are currently president

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pls

[hannah @3lectrarockwell]

just sold out a stadium, celebrating her birthday, announced a trap collab, red dress on and vape in hand? oh she is in her element 😭🫶

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

When the hangout so good you gotta thank them for finding their way into your life

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

This is such a good photo like WOWWWWWWWWWW

[Chris @citehchris]

i need to be 2 hot dogs and 5 beers deep at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

needed this so bad laffy taffy