Maybe: she’s born with it

just saved a bunch @ meijer

[gina @GinaRealityTV]

lindsey graham will babysit!

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

Finished Hacks

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Recession indicator

[ؘ @PARKERSFlLMS]

positions hive we are up like never before

[goth princess @RiscoKerm]

My body’s primary purpose is to smoke weed

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

first one in my bloodline to use an app to turn on my lamps

[‏۟ @G0DNEYS]

what opening Twitter and seeing nothing positive about Taylor Swift’s new album feels like

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

[shannon 🏳️‍🌈 @BOTTOMS2O23]

anything can be an always sunny title sequence

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

as of today this joke no longer works

[ᏕᎧᎩ ᏕúᎮᏋᏒ ᎴᏝ 🗝₊˚⊹ ♡ @gwenisonline]

high af off of caffeine