Mimi Barber-Doherty

I mostly retweet things I wish I’d thought of first. I like F1.

[Priya Patel @priyaee]

In NO WORLD should this name be redacted

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

I wish parents feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him ‘Sleepy Joe’. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

She wasn't perfect (nobody is), but one thing is certain: she would never have destroyed the White House, she would never have given $40 billion to a foreign country at the expense of her farmers, she would never have betrayed the U.S. Constitution.

[Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug @SkewSmug]

Actual reality:

Knight of the realm, three times elected mayor of London, lives in the UK

Versus

Ex convict living in Dubai, being sued by MOD for giving away state secrets, barred from being a company director, owes HMRC over £1million

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

[the dutchess of bushwick @ktrivs]

in a world full of crypto ponzi schemes and ai slop, it really is beautiful to see some old fashioned crime

[Bold Politics @_BoldPolitics]

The hypocrisy of Carole Malone finding a word offensive and then immediately asking a man whose ancestors actually fled the nazis... this:

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

19 years ago, Nicole Scherzinger from the P**sycat Dolls was visibly mad when Melody Thornton took over the vocals of 'Buttons'

[ً @JAILEYSWRLD]

she was so mad 😭😭

[Jordy Meady @jordyymeady]

Not naming names but don’t leave your kid unattended while you eat tapas in Portugal and have to fake your daughters disappearance because you accidentally killed her by ploughing her with sleeping tablets so you can go get pissed with your mates!

But I’m saying nothing

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

Meanwhile American scientists are saying Tylenol causes autism and sterilizing immigrants

[Brendan May @bmay]

The worst use of quotation marks in the history of human civilisation is in.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Should this be applied to Brits living abroad, who can’t speak the language of the country of which they reside?

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

So Gary Neville said they were weaponising the flag and disguising it as being “patriotic”…

So to prove him wrong, you’ve gone and put it outside his hotel in an act of angry retaliation.

This lot are genuinely thick as whale spunk.

[iraorla 🍉 @orlacsm]

The free speech warriors want Gary Neville sacked for speaking freely, games gone

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

Wait until Jeremy Kyle finds out about The Jeremy Kyle Show

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

16 years ago this month, President Obama quietly made history. In the middle of the night, he became the first President to witness the return of fallen soldiers. He later spent 6 hours with the grieving families.

A powerful reminder of what a real Commander-in-Chief looks like.