Milton Messias

Ótimo domingo Exaltamaníacos Paz e Bem sempre!

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charliesheen I Live in Tuscaloosa And You don't know how MUCH we Appreciate Your Help And Anyone Elses! GOD Bless You!

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A estreia de Bubu na Sapucai foi demais!! http://t.co/AlAYVVf

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United we stand, divided we fall.

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Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

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For dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

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When faith is lost, when honor dies, The man is dead!

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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob to help his unemployment!

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Other men live to eat, while I eat to live.

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Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

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Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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To desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake.

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O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?

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These are the times that try men's souls.

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Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

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Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

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ConfuseUs said: Man walking thru airport door sideways, is going to Bangkok