mimi mcclatchey

You cant make sense of nonsense

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

So of course I respond with "my name is Mimi and your mom calls me Daddy." 😂😂😂

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

This 13 year old kid comes up to me and goes "my names Jim and my friends call me slim jim."

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Moral of the story don't go shopping when you're blown 😂😂

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Good thing I bought them like 3 weeks ago and JUST realized this now so it's too late to do anything about it 👌🏽😅

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

My dumb ass bought $120 pair of shoes from tillys because I had a $50 gift card. BUT I FUCKING FORGOT TO USE THE GIFT CARD!😒😒

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

I love her and I can't deny it. One day I'll get her back. First day I saw her I knew she wasn't something temporary

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Maybe she'll be there waiting for me when I find myself again

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

7 billion people in the world and I can't see myself with anyone else. I have experienced true love with you. And Jesus Christ does it hurt

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

When you just want to love her unconditionally but she playing games 😒 #whyamistuckonthisweakshit

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Needing a constant distraction 😐

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Worst thing ever is taking a shit IMMEDIATELY after a shower 😒 might as well chalk this one up as a loss lol

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

@illbegooood thought that said homos and I was about to be like woah lol

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Best thing about a party at the plugs house....free joints 😁🙌🏼

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

@illbegooood lmao mother duck

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

If your significant other calls you "bae" they a hoe 😂

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Yo I get paid $12/hr plus tips to literally sit here, drink, and watch tv. Who the duck doesn't like working for family businesses? Love it

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

Not even noon and I'm drunk, love working Saturday's 😁

[mimi mcclatchey @mimi_mac11]

All good things come to an end 👍🏼