Marilyn

i barely use the twitters so don't expect me to interact w/ u

[ATTICUS @atticuspoetry]

I love people
but wow
do
I 
also 
love 
no people

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

Why would anyone do drugs when garlic bread exists.. like that is the ultimate drug u don’t need any others

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

@JohnMayer google a picture of Martin Luther. (The OG 99 thesis dude, not the civil rights activist.) Don’t question it. Just do it. Right now. Code red. This is my only mission in life.

[Adrienne Warren @adriennelwarren]

NYC there’s a #CodeBlue so if you see a homeless person PLEASE call 311 & give them the location & a rough description of the person so they can escort them to a shelter.

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

@edsheeran love ur music but please stop naming ur albums after math? One minute I’m driving down a country lane looking perfect and the next I’m going 85 in the fast lane thinking bout my deadlines

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

Overheard phone convo: "Hey mom, so is Tom Petty really dead? Oh my god are you crying right now?" CRYING

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

@realDonaldTrump whats good fam

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

I was at Barnes and Noble the other day and...why does @JohnMayer look just like Martin Luther ? please explain

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

@JensenAckles Tell Dean I said Happy National Pie Day ! :)

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

That doesn't mean the door isn't locked, it's just a safety feature, I guess. Okay, trusting this lock. I hope this door is locked.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

God I hope it's locked. It's a pretty simple mechanism. Let me turn the handle to make sure it doesn't-- shit. Door opens.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I hope this restaurant bathroom door is locked. I hope it's locked. Let me unlock it and do it again. Yup, button in. Locked. I hope.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It's 98 degrees in L.A. and it's only getting hotter. That's it. I'm gonna make @ZacEfron put his shirt back on.

[Curly Hair Problems @CurlyProbs]

oh it's supposed to rain?
let me just use this whole bottle of Moroccan oil

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

Siri giving me sass 😑 #rude

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

#Repeat #CaliforniaDreamin

[Urban Outfitters @UrbanOutfitters]

#TBT because Cry-Baby is on Netflix.

[Curly Hair Problems @CurlyProbs]

travel size conditioner?
oh, you mean one time use conditioner.
#CurlyHairProblems

[Marilyn @mimi_marilyn]

“@SURFER_Magazine: 2014 #VolcomPipePro:
1st - Kelly Slater
2nd - Wiggolly Dantas
3rd - Mason Ho
4th - Adriano de Souza" KELLY SLATER 🙌 🙈 🙌

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish. #ClassicJokeWednesday