Mimi

CPA | wife | cat mom 🎮🕹️🧶

[Mimi @mimichvz]

okay i have never had anxiety from a conversation in a long time, until now. ano ito college?? lol

[Mimi @mimichvz]

So happy that she is in okay health for now.

[Mimi @mimichvz]

Just realized I am gonna be an icicle next week lmao

The last time I experienced <20C weather was in 2024 and I had 10 extra kgs of fat on me then

In 2018, I was 4kgs heavier than now, and I was miserably cold in 15C weather

I need to layer up.

[Mimi @mimichvz]

just saw a Twitter archive in my old files. imma post my favorite tweets from my past self 😂

[Mimi @mimichvz]

I reviewed ~300 tax returns in 2 1/2 months and that is the most insane number I have ever done lol

My record was 13 a day and I hit that twice!

[Mimi @mimichvz]

Isn't it unethical for banks to advertise personal loans for something that is not a necessity like a vacation? Ang predatory lang

[Mimi @mimichvz]

so it is int'l womens month at pinapashare kami ng inspiring words as a female leader.

is it impolite to say that I never thought my gender mattered in my growth as a leader? it is hard to put into words. like if i inspired anyone I hope it was not because I am a woman lol

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks, cleans, emotionally stable, kind to his family is a kind of man that's so rare, but honestly every one of my female friends meets that standards and even more, so yeah even the best man is just an average woman" omg Shakespeare could never!!!😭😭

[sysls @systematicls]

https://t.co/FQe5bCBqW1

[Mimi @mimichvz]

like wow auto close ang ticket lol

[Mimi @mimichvz]

OMG @mayaofficialph gave me a credit card without my consent and there is no option to cancel!!! So sketchy! Pulling out everything there now

[DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 @DejaRu22]

Machiavelli said to always assume incompetence before malice;

Which means, as a rule…
People tend to be far more stupid, than they are evil.

People are rarely the monsters you quickly judge them to be. Rather - they are sloppier, more forgetful, and possess far less foresight than you think.

[Mimi @mimichvz]

kalokohan ng @CebuPacificAir

> tried adding 1pc luggage for a roundtrip flight, total is 2550
> card payments not going through in both website and mobile app
> reached out to a human through chat for assistance
> naging 3000 un luggage. wtf?!

[💗 @ma1ybe]

My brother lost his job and he wasn't worried about it. He was so chill so I Asked him why he so calm and he said "Been dating the same girl for 5yrs and I always keep her picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. And it comforts me knowing that if I can survive being in a relationship with this psychopath i can survive anything"..❤️😭😭

[Mimi @mimichvz]

@enjoyGLOBE why are you forcing me to download your app just to check my load balance

sincerely, a prepaid user who keeps this number for emergencies only

[Mimi @mimichvz]

😂😂😂

[@pauloinmanila and 99 others @pauloMDtweets]

Queen Elsa, maraming salamat sa lahat! The end of an era!

©️ mommy kelly & heavenly

[Mimi @mimichvz]

when i was do mentally prepared to deal with a lot of scammers pero puro legit yung mga lumalapit sa akin 😭

[Manifest_Lord @Manifest_Lord]

I am..

[Mimi @mimichvz]

airfried chickpeas is a legit snack!

the trips to the CR are also legit 😆 ilang araw na!

[Mimi @mimichvz]

just bought a stick blender and this is the most excited I have been for a single item in a long time

can't wait to make all the soups fron scratch