mimi lassen

right what’s all this then luv

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

sucks that madison square garden only does concerts. some night they should just throw on a couple episodes of Monk

[pakejanek @pakejanek]

thinking about one of the greatest movies ever made

[justus steele @justusteele]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[mimi lassen @mimilassen]

@lodgepolepines thank you very cool!

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Today's words:..kiss? ..attractive?..Love you all, tW

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

This.

[audrey @foldyrhands]

working on developing a new hyperspecific online fashion aesthetic based on the mannerisms and intensity of female grandmaster chess players

[🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @Scoobydouchebag]

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[5hahem @shaTIRED]

me, a bitch keeping salt n vinegar chips in business:

[mimi lassen @mimilassen]

@nottydesignss farmacy honey halo moisturizer she is gorgeous and i love her

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Thanks mom

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Wife: Does anyone else hear that noise?

Me, hiding the 76 birds I plan on giving her over the next 12 days in the basement: Looks like someone forgot to take their lexapro again you silly goose!

[clare @sadderlizards]

mmm soup

[Pat Whalen is blocked by @libs_ofchicago et al. 🌻 @ThePatWhalen]

Oh no

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Who Has Never Seen Horseshoe Crab Before Understandably Freaking The Fuck Out https://t.co/N7fUpNRyHo