mimi

[isa @alwaysgnnafeel]

bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Nicolas @FitcherNick]

Nunca houve ninguém na minha linhagem q fumou tanta maconha como eu

[M-Jay🪅🍉 @Jamesoflife]

It’s giving this

[thunderthize🍉 @jauliechante]

Protect all whores, hoes, hoochies, sluts, scallywags, and bitches. Stop protecting rapists.

[mimi @mimioverlord]

The hoops yall jump through to make a clear assault sound like an orgy gone wrong. We get it, you don’t GAF!

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

"So you're telling me if a girl gets into orgy and I invite my friends, but she didn't want to sleep with my friends, she's drunk/on drugs and they do it anyways, that's rape?!?!?"

Yes, you sniveling wet sock of a human, you living embodiment of Ted Cruz, this isn't that hard.

[elliot @elliotconk]

Me and bad bunny on stage tomorrow

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

it is physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent and more weird and evil and devoid of empathy by the day

[Kofi Ntim🇬🇭 @NtimBarima]

Resharing the list of 62 excel short cut keys:

[mimi @mimioverlord]

@cherry_14__ The fact they watch this on an iPad not a tv is so funny to me

[Pookie🌻✨ @Sam_E_Couture]

Companies committed to DEI….
-Costco
-Meijer
-Kroger
-Giant Grocery
-Ben & Jerry’s
-Ulta
-Macy’s
-Old Navy
-Nordstrom’s
-TJ Maxx
-GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…)
-Dollar Tree
-Walgreens
-Wegmans

[mimi @mimioverlord]

@candypookies Who is this diva!?!?

[‧˚‧ ʚ ꉓandy ℘ookies ɞ ⋅˚‧ @candypookies]

She is kuromi

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[ִֶָ @girl01101011]

When it’s Pinterest and music in bed time

[✨ @Chaantellie]

Don’t fuck coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play