mari

publicizing my inner thoughts

[mari @mimosamarissa]

i stg anytime 2 men, more specifically 2 brothers write a really record breaking show i just know it’s gonna end like shit

[mari @mimosamarissa]

this really just a return to form for him

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Timothée Chalamet making his rapping debut with EsDeeKid.

[mari @mimosamarissa]

no because why are we merging on the freeway at 45mph

[mari @mimosamarissa]

jail time for whoever decided 808s in country music was acceptable

[mari @mimosamarissa]

im tired of people sleeping on kiwi

[mari @mimosamarissa]

synthesizers gotta be the greatest thing to happen to music

[mari @mimosamarissa]

nah because why do they always look like that

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The girl who received a zero on her college essay for citing the Bible instead of empirical evidence receives recognition from right-wing Oklahoma lawmakers. A new Riley Gaines is born.

[mari @mimosamarissa]

if i see various canned fruits mixed with cool whip and jello at a thanksgiving table im turning around and leaving

[mari @mimosamarissa]

my favorite activity is rolling a joint and playing nights by frank ocean approximately 19 times in a row

[mari @mimosamarissa]

on god im walking down the aisle to the basketball god theme from regular show

[mari @mimosamarissa]

i need a leon thomas and thundercat collab so fuckin bad

[mari @mimosamarissa]

to be 15 years old binge watching the vampire diaries/the originals on my shitty laptop again

[mari @mimosamarissa]

these hayley williams venue sizes good god it’s gonna be trench warfare getting a ticket

[mari @mimosamarissa]

deserved

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Hayley Williams’ ‘Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party’ has landed her 4 GRAMMY nominations!

Best Alternative Music Album
Best Rock Song (Glum)
Best Rock Performance (Mirtazapine)
Best Alternative Music Performance (Parachute)

[mari @mimosamarissa]

every holiday season i wake up and take a sigh of relief i don’t work at starbucks anymore

[mari @mimosamarissa]

that’s the coffee equivalent of saying “we use quality ingredients in our burgers like donkey ankles and kraft singles!”

[mari @mimosamarissa]

my fav thing about my bosses AI responses to bad reviews is “we can assure you, we use quality ingredients like torani and ghirardelli” 💀💀💀💀

[mari @mimosamarissa]

seeing a man sick should be enough evidence that they’re not the superior gender

[mari @mimosamarissa]

i wish you could comment on google reviews as a fellow customer

[mari @mimosamarissa]

i should legally be allowed to kill someone if they sit there and watch me make their entire drink, slap a lid on it just for them to say “sorry i forgot to say almond milk teehee”