my favorite part of the world cup has been watching brazilians decimate every country, one by one, on this app…every time I see a “translated from portuguese” I know it’s about to be the most sensational, unhinged, accurate read I have ever seen
> arranje uma briga online com um pais inteiro
> jogue contra esse pais no mata mata da copa do mundo
> comece o primeiro tempo perdendo
> ganhe de virada
eu nao saio do brasil nem amarrada