Mina Hanalla

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk. But if you need me to drink the drink I'm your guy.

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

@heyhellomorgs Why dont you just play with your real dog😂?

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All my professors have the same line about plagiarism in their syllabus...almost as if it was copied...and pasted...over and over again...

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@heyhellomorgan Tell me I'm wrong.

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@tori_zalewski24 Well shit Tori good for you!

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For anyone who's Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 4-door Jeep grand Cherokee, white please. @CourtneyCsomers

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

I would say go to hell, but I go to school there and I'd rather not see you every day.

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

Take a shower??? Oh...do you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE??? No thanks.

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

I'm changing my voicemail message to "are you absolutely sure you cant just text me?"

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

Don't follow in my footsteps...I run into walls.

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@sengolivia96 😁😂

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Donate one kidney and you look like a hero, but donate 3 kidneys and all of a sudden you're suspicious

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

Punched myself in the face trying to pull up my sleeve. It's ok, I probably had that coming for some time now

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I dont want feeling. I want new shoes.@CourtneyCsomers @tori_zalewski24

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Life is a party and I'm the piñata

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

How come when a house is haunted, it's always a ghost from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "IT'S BRITTANY BITCH" at 3am.

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

Don't spend your skinny years thinking you're fat.

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Early running for Football Guy of the year right here https://t.co/MNpONrkktE

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Shower though: Start every phone call with "my phone is about to die," that way you can hang up on them when you're bored.

[Mina Hanalla @mina_hanalla]

Just so we're clear, I DO know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.