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chronically retarded • 23

[timely pulchra 🤍 @zzzpulchra]

love this. asexual remi... no boobs no ass. just platonic vibes

[🚺 @minastightkitty]

Was excited to spend my night off for the week with my friends and got taken out for suggesting a game that 5 people could play instead of just 4 (so I could join) I’ll js go back to drinking and sleeping my nights off 😍

[🚺 @minastightkitty]

@mylabfafol How tf you do this pink parries would make me so happy

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I can't wait for Call Of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry i actually can’t use condoms because of my neurodivergent sensory issues

[Timely Anomaly | I hate Remielle :( @anomalymain]

zzztok strikes again

[Koseoh @k0seoh]

honey, we have guests. bring out the fine china.

[yoinkyoy @yoinkyoyy]

match day of yaoi

[Cohlibri🌙 ✨ @synthetic_r0ses]

Amazing things are going on one Zenless TikTok

[frick @gofrickurself]

do i jack off or kill my self

[🚺 @minastightkitty]

I love ig instants

[JΞRMOTHY ➐ @Jermothy7]

imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one

[🚺 @minastightkitty]

I hate sunoco I hate sunoco I hate sunoco fuck sunoco

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is still the hardest infographic i’ve ever seen

[? @offprozac]

can i come over and mark my territory

[frick @gofrickurself]

It’s the first day of July and I hate you

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

went here and found out you were the mayor