Melinda Bremer

[jordan;) @winkejordan13]

The Midwestern urge to compare your graduating class size with anyone who says they also grew up in a small town

[KATHIE BENNETT @kathiebennett]

A dog went missing last night & owner was advised to put item of clothing down where it became lost (for the scent). people searched to no avail. Then, first light this morning, dog found sitting on coat that had been left. Thought this good advice and maybe worth sharing.

[⭑ AJ ⭑ @fernb1uff]

they really gave me this mf as a toy then got surprised when i was tattooing myself???

[Hannah Goggleye @hanneybanany]

i hate when girls think i’m looking at their boyfriend. girl, i’m looking at u! ur pretty, let’s be friends!

[mike. @justmike]

Who’s dad is this? this guy fucks

[Hannah Goggleye @hanneybanany]

hey @GovTimWalz if ur gonna shut down, then do it. enough of this “only these places are closed” bullshit

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

Why is my torso so small and my legs so long? Who cares baby this is me

[Ayush @pennewisee]

Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Tia. 🥭 @SkrrtOnTia]

Imma be cocky and let her choose.

[. @_jefe5]

A curb just hit my car . Y’all be careful out here

[molly @molly1gorczyca]

How it started: How it’s going:

[𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜 @Rlawsonnnn]

A child: what’s that?

Me holding an oreo milkshake: it’s spicy you won’t like it.

[🦋🫧 @alleyesonla]

Public Service Announcement: You do NOT know me. You know OF me. Learn the difference.

[💎 PHI 💎 @Anasophiphi7]

How it started. How it’s going.

[Melinda Bremer @minbrem]

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