Mr. Meeks, Quartermaster of the Fancy

Let it be.

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

Kupigia Jalang'o kura ya senator nayo ni kukosa akili.

[Writer | Climber | Mother of Dragons | Kas Ka Gan @Wordslinger__]

Wait.

So there are cyanide-laced TOMATOES inside Amboseli National Park that have enough poison to kill elephants?

Are we being for real right now?

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

Good evening @edwinsifuna we have seen people jumping off from UDA to join linda Mwananchi and I know you remember the people have the biggest say, hapo kwa AISHA JUMWA, tumekataa, we are not going picking everyone who feels they need somewhere to hold. We are watching👀

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

The first Idea is to remove Ruto from office the earliest possible time!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Bwire Olayo⚖️ @mush3rekha]

The framers of the constitution contemplated a thirsty leader such as Ruto and vested all the powers with the People.

[STF @tekinsaeko]

Linda Mwananchi should not just take in anyone and everyone. We are counting on you to offer a different and better option for election. We will NOT vote for anyone just be because they join your course.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Picture this, pale kwako useme you are implementing austerity measures

No chai ya maziwa and only protein available is eggs to cut cost. Then wewe kila jioni unakuja ukinuka nyama na toothpick kwa mdomo

You see how absurd that is?

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Ruto just asked us "How come, Zimbabwe, a country recovering from sanctions, now has a higher GDP per capita than Kenya?" 😂😂😂😂

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Pyrrhic victory. When a victory is attained at an extremely high cost mpaka it feels like a defeat. Finance Bill 2024 and shutting down peaceful protests was that moment for bwana ya recho. Silenced the young people and lost trust from even more people.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

😂😂The fact that Sifuna hajawai waste time yake kubishana na huyu jamaa hunifurahisha sana.

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Hombre legit told his mum to look for a fully constructed church

Where members don't have to contribute towards the church's construction

He wants his mum to look for a church where the bishop already got a house & a car

Jamaa amechoka kujenga kanisa buana, naisha mimi hahaha.

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

Kuna siku tushawahi enda some dowry event na huko western bana kila mtu ali serviwa kuku yake roast hivi and this was my exact reaction😂

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

Ruto's only objective was to out-steal, out-siphon, and out-stage Uhuru. He came to loot with more sophistication, more arrogance, and less shame. His project was never reform; it was revenge and resource capture.

[James @MrJamesKe]

A government shouldn't need to convince citizens they're living in paradise. If people's lives are improving, they'll be the first to say it.

[June 25th @Jasiri_Sierra]

Ngoja mukumbushwe he's Kikuyu in a few, forgetting that he was instrumental in the design if the UDA economic manifesto.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Jamaa anaandika live kwenye mtandao hakuna kuhepa. Hawa wote kila mtu ameleta funds ajengwe direct nomination. Welcome to Taon.

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Sending Sifuna to the Agriculture and Fisheries committee will turn out to be a disaster when El Niño comes because he will hammer relentlessly. At the moment, many parts of the country, such as Taveta and West Pokot, are facing drought.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

A day after being with Ruto's son in Kisumu?

[ManuBakar @Qs_Manu]

Guess what cyanide is also used for ……..

Yes, Gold and/or rare metals extraction 😬

Someone definitely doing large scale gold mining in the park 😒

[HIM🖤🍷 @treb_res]

😂🫂Mkubwa ataongelea shida ya Farmers apate voting block ingine

Straight Ikulu