Incorrect Minchan/Banginho

very real things that Minho and Chan have totally said
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Minho: *is unhappy*

Chan: *gives him a leaf*

Minho: What...?

Chan: I be-leaf in you.

Minho:

Chan:

Minho: *giggles*

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Hey guys sorry for disappearing again for 7 months 👉👈

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Minho: Chan annoyed me today so I told him that I'm really excited for our big day tomorrow.

Jisung: What’s big about tomorrow?

Minho: Nothing. I just enjoyed watching color leave his face as panic took over.

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Chan: I hugged my boyfriend Minho for too long to annoy him and he said "unhand me".

Chan: Like damn of course, right away your majesty.

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Chan: Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don’t have to share.

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Chan: Stop staring at my ass.

Minho: That’s OUR ass.

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Chan: You have to apologize to them, Min.

Minho: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person, and that is NOT the man you fell in love with!

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Chan: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Minho: *Pauses and sighs dramatically*

Minho: I k*lled a guy.

*Both burst into laughter*

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Chan: I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't eat, can't sleep. Maybe I'm coming down with something.

Changbin: Oh, I know what you've got- the L word.

Jisung: Yeah, leprosy!

Changbin: No, Jisung, no. It's 4 letters, starts with L, ends with E.

Jisung: Aha! Lice.

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Chan: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Minho: They do.

Chan: ...why did you say that with such certainty?

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Minho: I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Bitch, I'm a sign from god. Start running.

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Chan: Is five a lot of followers?

Minho: Depends on the context.

Minho: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Minho: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

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Changbin: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Minho hyung finally snaps and commits m*rder?

Chan: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

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Minho, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Chan: Tea.

Minho: Wrong! It's coffee.

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Minho: The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe. This is a service I am willing to provide.

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Jisung: You’ve heard of alphabet soup now get ready for... Times New Ramen.

Chan: I just texted that to Minho and he got so mad at me he sent me an audio recording of him yelling.

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Hi guys!!! I'm baaaaaack~~~

-admin Nini

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Jeongin: Chan hyung, what do you call Minho hyung?

Chan: Baby, love, kitten, my cutest little thing.

Jeongin: How about you, Minho hyung?

Minho: My main bitch.

Jeongin: ......

Chan, looking fond: I love you too.

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*after playfighting*

Minho: I win.

Chan: ....but you're the one pinned on the floor?

Minho: Yes, I know.

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Chan: I'm a big fan of pizza.

Minho: Me too.

Chan: That's great! We should totally make out or get married or something-

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One of Minho's friends from Gimpo: Oooh so you and Bang Chan are together? Lemme guess, did the dance leader captivate the group leader's heart?

Minho: No.

Minho: No he just gave his heart to me.

Minho: Unprompted.

Minho: He wouldn't let me give it back.