Tom Allen

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@dether_io team you sent a broken registration link then told me registration had closed a few hours later. I emailed to tell you it had broken and doesn't work on either iPhone or Mac. I've repeatedly introduced dether to investors and this is how I'm treated?

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

'Benefits and proud' a) the title for that TV programme is oxymoronic b) it seemed to be very obviously ironic except to the interviewees

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@ObscenityLawyer - establishing an online (Twitter) presence compromises the legal profession's integrity, credibility and reliability. No?

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

Being in a pub on your own waiting for numptys is not an enviable pastime. People watching me drink a pint #takeapictureitlastslonger

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@RichardDawkins saddest thing about Dr Stanley's mis-guided rant is that most of its viewership will be guided there by your tweets #irony

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

All stuff moved and cleaning complete. Have to do it at the other end now in a month. #urgh

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@mfgsolicitors happy to see mfg move into Shropshire and further into Bromsgrove with potential Scotts Holt acquisition #cantwaittostart

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

I have no idea why, but I just completed a voluntary essay. Voluntary #mytemperatureisokbutimustbesick

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@iamkeff @Vybz321 the crowd are just getting drinks. I set up a stall off camera selling official Tichivangana merchandise #realkudaquache

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@iamkeff watching gangster squad tonight. If its crap, I blame you. Hope the new Antony T tune is getting good reviews #antoneeetichivangana

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@iamkeff I've done it. I've created the masterpiece. Going to sell millions and earn Tichivangana £2.97 in free downloads #Iamlegend

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

Oh domino's #suchagoodideaatthetime

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

One of those days where I don't want to do nothing at all, but doing anything is proving more hassle than it's worth

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

Our relationship is love hate, Andy. Sometimes I hate you. Right now I love you. A little bit #murraylove

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

@TheApprenticeTV #eyebrowswaxed

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

Caribbean chicken and noodles. Yes. It is 'out there' @TheApprenticeTV #outthereinthebin

[Tom Allen @minclickthis]

The Voice does for vocal talent what The Apprentice does for entrepreneurial flare.