hannah bender

“I know this isn’t gonna end well...but the whole middle part is gonna be awesome”

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

When all our friends are engaged, but you are still single af.

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@LaurenLaDow @marenmilbourn Personally I miss the Bally’s boscos

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@LaurenLaDow @marenmilbourn Ladow you ate J Gumbos every damn day

[GW EM Residency @GWEMresidency]

Happy birthday to our amazing nurse Hannah! @mind_bender31. Not only is she so much fun to work with, she won our Nurse of the Year!

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@elegett @Shelbb_Lawler4 Oh shit I will move to Denver no problem

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@kdeckk Just tell yourself it’s not permanent and that you are going to have a rotating gallery wall space

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@elegett @Shelbb_Lawler4 So proud of the social distancing Lib

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@kgoodrich527 @jacquicunion This is how I know you are growing up...a snap like that would have made you quit your job in college

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

Can we cancel 2020 because I tried the 1 month free subscription and I’m not interested in continuing business.

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@jacquicunion I want to come

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

3 years ago I was way ahead of you all with this proper hand hygiene. #handhygiene

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@Dustin_Tex_Levy Lol

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

1 interesting observation of “mass hysteria” is when you go to the grocery store you get a sense of what America, even in the most desperate of times, can’t fathom themselves eating. Examples include: kiwi, cantaloupe, vegan ingredients #FoodForThought #Coronavirus #pandemic

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@laurenfayejones That’s exactly what I’ve been saying!

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

**gets in Uber**

UBER DRIVER: are you Hannah?
ME: yep, yep that’s me.

**silence**

UBER DRIVER: so my new apartment doesn’t have a microwave.

OMG Jesus take the wheel

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Thanks to the coronavirus, everyone’s talking about how to wash your hands. I thought I’d do one better and show you.

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

Today, I was supposed to get my new phone shipped to me. So, I made sure not to leave the apartment. What I didn't account for is that apparently I sleep like a bear in the middle of hibernation. Honestly, I wonder if I really need a phone at this point.

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@DaGlestrHardunk Balance

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

@alexandra_lyn13 😂😂😂

[hannah bender @mind_bender31]

The cellular data on my iPhone 7 quit working. It’s basically an iPod touch. I feel so 2007 right now.