levitating corpse

If you're the new messiah, I'm going to be the one to drive in the nails

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I woke up today possessed by the spirit of yacht rock.

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Finished two super depressing books recently (Hard Rain Falling and Programmed to Kill) and I feel like I need a palate cleanser.

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Deadlock has been so insanely fun I really can't wait to see what it looks like on release.

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Back to work now after My Summer of Rest and Relaxation and it fucking suuucks.

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New shoes.

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Yesterday while I was cleaning my bike with this brush, I couldn't stop thinking 'I'm brushing my bike's teeth.'

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@JoeyxParmesan My dad literally browsing https://t.co/t3Ny0Owzny with me on the family computer when I was in elementary school still lmao

[Max Granger @_maxgranger]

Another death in ICE custody: Prisciliano Trejo Ricano. He said this before he died:

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I really wish that my aunt didn't have her profile photo as my dead cousin because it makes my heart skip a beat every time I get a message from her.

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The dialogue was so bad in The Odyssey at points that I was kind of taken aback.

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Girlfriend's parents playing AI music in the car and showing her videos of AI talking babies. We're cooked.

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Driving in LA makes me want to kill myself you people are freaks.

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I will never tire of coming home and seeing Mt. Hood by plane.

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I'm not going to overshare on the internet anymore, even though it would feel good to shout into the void because the internet is evil now. But god damn today was awful.

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Every white boy goes through a suicidal period at some point in his thirties during which he must decide if he’s going to devote himself to the path of the addict, hobbyist, fetishist - or die.

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Entertaining myself by imagining a timeline where Tumblr didn't kill itself and the new superwholock-esque fandom fixation was Young Washington.

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I'm too old to be at this Insta punk show.

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God damn, I'm so fucking geekeed after seeing The Furious. Movies are fucking back baby.

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@JoeyxParmesan Big Gretch tho right? That's why I fucking hate when people on here start stanning for politicians.

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@_ElectricalFire @Inhundefender Like there is a scene where the thesis of the movie is painstakingly laid out for the audience by one of the. characters because even the film knows they are morons.