Mindy Pierett

ever effervescent. approximately funny. equal parts soul talk and play.

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

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@UHC's 2023 revenues grew $47.5 billion or 14.6% year-over-year to $371.6 billion.
So congrats, United Health Care for making your shareholders happy but my friend CANT BREATHE.
If you have stock with UHC, I need you to see why your shares are so successful.

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

@Vanguard_Group where did you leave your spine?

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

(1/2)I have a friend who needs to get her entire jaw replaced AND her jaw moved forward bc her airway is 80% closed and she isn’t get enough oxygen.
@UHC said they will not approve the insurance code for her airway to be opened up and will not approve based on her airway.

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

(1/2)I have a friend who needs to get her entire jaw replaced AND her jaw moved forward bc her airway is 80% closed and she isn’t get enough oxygen.
@UHC said they will not approve the insurance code for her airway to be opened up and will not approve based on her airway.

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

Hey @AerLingus - you cancelled all my flights too and from Ireland and it’s been nearly three weeks without a refund. Called customer service and they don’t know why I haven’t received it. Come on, now.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Someone call Lucia the seamstress to fix this. I believe in her

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

9:00: I guess I’ll turn on the Olympics

9:15: I would run through a brick wall for Nathan Chen

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

IT’S LIPSTICK’S BEST DAY.

[ℳikhail Klimentov @LeaderGrev]

some people aren't brave enough to stand by their convictions, but I'm going to say it: put the boat back now.

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

@TravisKWilliams we will copy and paste the response to all your tweets and see how it goes!

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I’d like to vote for Michelle’s outfit.

[David DeWeil @daviddeweil]

The person who scoops the Five Guys fries into the bag should be in charge of the vaccine distribution

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Can you wear white to the second impeachment?

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

My condolences, #DryJanuary folks.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Don’t want to be a downer but so far, this year feels exactly like last year.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Jerry offends a doctor with a joke and is moved to the back of the vaccination line

George poses as a doctor to get the vaccine early

Kramer creates and sells his own competing vaccine

Elaine thinks her doctor boyfriend can get her the vaccine but discovers he’s an anti-vaxxer

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I do not believe these are days for mincing words. I’m 63 1/2 years old & I have never seen anything in these United States of America I found more astonishingly seductive & dangerous to the saints of God than Trumpism. This Christian nationalism is not of God. Move back from it.

[Mindy Pierett @mind_uh_lyn]

Amen.