mindy osborne

probably thinking about time travel or sleeping

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@domber13 @BrinkPG Hahaha

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@maxbemis @MissSEA_Lion

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@LittlePynchi I think this is what adulthood is?

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@Attenboroughs_D @domber13

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@domber13 This is why I married you 🦖🚗

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

I have drawn the world’s worst pun

[Punchline @punchlion]

We're happy to announce on this 37th day of the year that the name of our next album is LION. Here's a list of our Spring tour dates in support of the new LP. <37 #punchlion

[Max Bemis @maxbemis]

And don't you dare excuse beta males from that shit. How many times have I met lithe beautiful men in bands who are just as bad as bro's

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Never forget that Mike Pence's war on women led to an HIV outbreak in Indiana that required federal intervention.

[Max Joseph @maxjoseph]

Not wanting anything from anyone is the best leverage you can have.

[rob fee @robfee]

Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@JeremyGraner she compared me to someone in boardwalk empire... he's the only actor I know, also who doesn't want to be Buscemi?

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

Things I've been asking my sister for the past hour "am I Steve Buscemi?'

[Geeted Rivalry @ElSangito]

treat me with the intelligence and nuanced humor that i deserve but also like a baby princess

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

"No one wants you when you have no heart and I'm sitting pretty in my brand new scars."

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

This is what happens when I try and use the bathroom. As in I literally just walked away from her.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

if you like feeling like an idiot, you're going to love relationships with other humans

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@Canadian_Bstrd this sounds way more profound than you intended.

[mindy osborne @mindasaur]

@DSVirus thanks.