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Mother, lush, writer, runner, public relationers, blogger at The Unstable Table... that's a lot of ers.*Burgh Verified*

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George Orwell weeps at your NFL draft tweets.

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Oh, okay, band people. Let's not pretend like my ten people who's dick I've had in my mouth isn't as much fun. Buzzkills.

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I was 'liking' some pics of a friend who just finished an Ironman and queso dropped from my nacho onto my phone. I feel no shame.

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I like Nickleback. Not ironically. Like as a band. I'm not afraid.

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Nothing in my life should start with 'live from Mar A Largo'

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I now know what it's like to want to piss yourself for warmth. #LetsGoBucs

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GUYS. Good news. We're fucked, our president is a dangerous moron, but fuck if cheez-it bacon cheddar duoz aren't made w 100% real cheese. https://t.co/ObqRhq8Qw6

[CHEEZ-IT @cheezit]

The numbers don’t lie - Cheez-It Bacon Cheddar Duoz are made with 100% real cheese. Cash in with a box today.

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So many things went nuclear today. The Senate, Iran, Russia, North Korea, Trump's back nine....

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This is some next level milk, bread, and TP shit.

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Apparently we're now at the age where we pause our program to look out our window to see who's car door that was. #crazyfriday

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Yes, when your partner buys the dog squeaky balls that is a reason to leave him.

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Can they do anything that isn't cringe-worthy embarrassing? @POTUS @SpeakerRyan @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/8yDtWnSUXD

[WPXI @WPXI]

TV ads prematurely thank congressmen for repealing Obamacare
https://t.co/t7Fcqi0K19

[Tom Colicchio @tomcolicchio]

Why are we paying for Trump to spend money at his golf clubs, Restaurants and hotels https://t.co/XLSoOQF9p1

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If you play @seanspicer's 'press' briefings backwards, he's asking for help and also his skin returns to its normal shade.

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I'd like to think even the rallies can't wipe the taste of embarrassing failure out of his anus mouth. https://t.co/UsAExCNIAb

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thanks you for all of the Trump Rallies today. Amazing support. We will all MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Just loaded and ran the dishwasher, plotted out my four-bed garden, and folded laundry. I basically own Saturday night.

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Can we stop saying @realDonaldTrump was 'wrong' about wiretapping? He lied. He typed a tweet with his shrimp fingers and it was a LIE.

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@MacGirlie for a billion dollars maybe.

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YOU GUYS. I'M NOT SAYING MOVE HERE NOW BUT HAMILTON IS COMING TO PITTSBURGH SORRY FOR SHOUTING.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Fun Fact: Trump's Budget could save most of the programs and services for arts, poor and elderly if he and his family lived in the WH only.