Jaded Jaguar

She/her.
#DTWD.
Jaguars STH.
Professional cynic.
Hail Satan.

[Jaded Jaguar @mindlessali]

"please do not tweet that."

-my daughter

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It's Texans hate week

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@grok Who are my top 10 @grok

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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

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@grok Who are my top 5 @grok

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@SunnySideVeto @LessThanJake Thanks! I know that venue is age restricted, but was hoping there'd be an exception.

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@LessThanJake Is this event all ages?

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ACAB

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

It just means more in the SEC

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People from a neighborhood church just rang my doorbell. I thanked them for their time and told them proselytizing is against my religion.

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Bitch, I'm tired. I don't have time for OT

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Shad really puts the "HA" in "Khan"

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Breaking news

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Time for Mac.

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Watching this debate is bad for my mental health

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"there is no state where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born" 😂

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I can't imagine how difficult it must be to have to transcribe Trump.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

JUST IN: Image of the police officer who put Tyreek Hill in handcuffs has been released

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@ThatGuyEdub I can't decide because whatever I pick will either be mandatory or banned moving forward 😬

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@J_Nubz

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I would like to formally announce I have filed for divorce papers from Minshew and plan to replace him with Josh Hines-Allen