Martins Problems

#stopcustomers2016

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Me: *dies at the register*
Customer: are you open?

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Me when I open

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Probably going to lose customers now that donuts are 75 cents. #martinsprobz

[Marie Oliva @MarieOliva1]

When you cover someone's lunch in fuel center...and you forget your crossword 😡 #MartinsProbs

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Who's gonna miss the pink bags???? Meeeeeee

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

My heart goes out to all the poor unfortunate souls working before and during the game today

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

You know you've been with Martin's for too long when you actually start to like your apron cuz of the pocket space 😂

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Me when my shift ends

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

"You look bored, I'll come to you! 😂"
Actually no I was enjoying the quiet thank you very much 😒

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Has anyone else had a cart tip over on drive up? No? Just me? Okay 😂

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Anyone else think you should get a raise if you come in before 8am 👏🏽

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

DOES NOBODY SEE THE "NO CARTS" SIGN ON THE DELI REGISTER DOOR?!?!

[alyssa @alyssa_joycee]

The only time I'm usually passive aggressive is with the fucking Martin's customers because I'm not allowed to be aggressive

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Dear service clerks: it's okay to bag in silence plz stop being annoying

[Casper🦉 @citiznghost]

@mindofabagger then comes your fake laugh

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

#JokesCustomersMake "If the item isn't scanning then it must be free!"

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

#JokesCustomersMake "I came in for one thing and now look at my cart!"

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Cashier: Your total is $5.66, please.
Customer: What?! Can you repeat that again, I'm blind.
^Actual conversation with an actual customer

[BT @Grace_Evleen]

How are you?😊
Customer:😶
Did you find everything ok?
Customer:😶
Do you want a drive up?
Customer:😶
Have a good night!
Customer:😶

My job🔪

[Martins Problems @mindofabagger]

Customer: "I have a Martin's card"
Cashier: "K"