AlBundyThoughts

80’s music trivia legend, Amateur biohacker, and Yacht Rock maximalist

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@privateeyeruss @bowtiedwhitebat Cottage Queso

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@privateeyeruss Crabaccino

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Why do I tell my wife “what I really think” instead of just saying “sounds great honey”?

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Bro can watch a tennis match without moving his head

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According to a Baton Rouge Police warrant, Dejontay Wings, who used to work at Take 5 Oil Change in Baton Rouge, has been arrested after allegedly breaking into the Airline Highway business and stealing $200 from the safe. https://t.co/BWNPQ0UaeI

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@stranger9824 @Outdoctrination @JavierXBT7 And test subjects likely obese/unhealthy

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@kevin_nealon Gary Busey

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@Jasmine_Keith @LaurenWitzkeDE Trying to get the cord out of the blade😂

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@BullandBaird Don’t Dream It’s Over - Crowded House

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What do robots and humans have in common? The ones with blue hair are always unstable and dangerous

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Jerk clown robot brutally kicks little boy in the stomach

The future is here, and apparently it's beefing with children

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@heyitsmeCarolyn Is that Greg “The Hammer” Valentine???

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It’s a great day! Why you ask? Katie Porter will not be the next governor of California

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Arrested??? He should be promoted

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Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

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@CourtsideFilms Million dollar body and a 10 cent head

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@Matt_Bracken48 @KyleSeraphin SW 15-22 is great too. Tons of fun and gets kids comfortable with AR platform

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🚨 BREAKING: Uptown Girl has dropped out of Trump’s Freedom 250 Concert.

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@GeringerAdam Now they can build that backyard CrossFit gym they’ve been dreaming of

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@KalebPeterson85 @VigilantFox Jimmy had to sell his soul to take the Hollywood money. Adam is the “real” one.

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@BowTiedRanger Unfortunately, HANSON had a scheduling conflict

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@SquatUniversity That’s quite a rack. The one for squats isn’t bad either.

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@karlmehta The subjects in a study were all lazy fat turds. Anyone who is physically active needs carbs. Sugar is not the reason for obesity.