amanda weber

[julia @glitterjuj]

im so anti ai its not even funny like it genuinely makes me angry

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Being faithful at a Coldplay concert

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[uno @whatahappycat]

sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

[greg @greg16676935420]

If you know how to install TV wall mounts:

-charge $50 per install
-install 10 mounts per month
-that’s $100k per year

[stacy 🍂 @pry_loc]

i’m not deleting my twitter i was here before elon

[jynx @jynxbby]

i hate having to be mean, like why push an angel to her limit?

[jynx @jynxbby]

i be in my room like an inmate

[Daenerys @hiiii_steph]

Zach Bryan writing the most amazing lyrics while also being a shit human being is very conflicting for me

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

who is hiring in nyc? i need 350k a year and i have no skills and im not likable most days

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

[☔ @Whotfismick]

it's like a drug fr

[DECKI @bydecki]

When you meet someone who walks through the world w authentic kindness u met a super Star someone that’s seen every part in darkness still choosing to be the remedy

[arielle. @_Urri]

Earthquakes, bridges collapsing, inflation, still living through a global pandemic…

This is why I don’t care what yall say; ima have me a soda!!

[DDOT. @DDotOmen]

Many Men is such a fire song, if I was in the studio with 50 Cent when he was recording I would’ve shot him again

[PrEP Easton Ellis @olvrkny]

no story will go unreplied to tonight