MetalMattLongo🌹

—— Thinking Heavier Since 2005 ——

[MetalMattLongo🌹 @MindOverMetal]

@MattLech @MattBinder It's Matts all the way down

[Some More News @SomeMoreNews]

Hi. Here is the latest episode of #EvenMoreNews with @katystoll, @drmistercody, and special guest @GrimKim.

https://t.co/L1W8B6gjQE

Produced by @countrycaravan. Edited by @QuincyRashard.

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@mags_mclaugh A familiar that's a reliable source of information sounds pretty cool and I want one (preferably a cat)

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@michaelharriot Avarice—I spelled it A-V-E-R-O-U-S, and it was covered in the one review session I skipped

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#VPDebate2020 #letterkenny

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You know, with a name like @TransUnion, I can think of at least three different ways they could be way cooler than a bloody consumer credit reporting agency

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Democrats want #VoteByMail
Republicans want vote by male

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You'd think this is the most important presidential election of our lives or something

[Scientific American @sciam]

Scientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now.

The 2020 election is literally a matter of life and death. We urge you to vote for health, science and Joe Biden for President.
https://t.co/8TlH7shjFn

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@invisoranges Wearing this as I saw the tweet.

In order for a life to be commanded it must be owned

#necrophagist
#symbioticintheory

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The problem with committing your vote to a candidate ahead of time is that the conversation shifts...
FROM "How much can I do for you?"
TO "How little can I do for you?"

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PERSEIDS

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@hellshead666 #shitfucker

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@neilhimself: We had a real-life in-context usage of the phrase "Fortunately, the milk" when it accidentally froze and lengthened its expiration date—a good start to our comparatively quiet Sunday
#conversationalbooktitles

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New HIGH SPIRITS for #BandcampFriday
https://t.co/NjJ5KJPl5a

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Lovely mail day from the fine folks at @BloodHarvestRec — hail Cryptic Shift!

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Not me, US.

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"dumps so dull and heavy"
#ShakespeareOutOfContext
#MuchAdoAboutNothing

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@CelticFrosty At a minimum, YES to pennies and nickels, and then we should take a hard look at dimes soon.

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@luxeprogressive Plus OMFG, don't get me started on the absurdity of First + Last + Security Deposit + Broker Fees ...dang all that to heck forever.

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Was my morning just made by realizing how easily my phone can make an interrobang‽