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an IT slave and a married man.. Can it get any worse :D

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

@PuneCityTraffic Double parking on the road in front of Poona Club, Camp. Please help

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

@PuneCityTraffic people have done double parking on the road in front of Poona Club, Camp. This is not allowing people who have parked correctly to take out their cars. Please help

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

@PuneCityTraffic Double parking done in front of Poona Club, Camp. Please help

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@PuneCityTraffic People have double parking in front of the Poona Club, Camp. This is blocking the road and not allowing people who have parked correctly to take out their car. Please help

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

Maine ghar ke pankhe saaf kar liye. Ab gharwalo ki Diwali chalu ho gayi 😡

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

My reaction when a female colleague enters office:
Before: Wow, you look great, what a beautiful dress !

After attending mandatory workplace harassment training for tenth time:
Wow...hmmm.. What a beautiful day, so bright and shiny !

[Chinmay Bhogle @chinmaybhogle]

Now that I've typed this, it does seem odd that people didn't consider this, instead of 'oh, well, the other team scored more boundaries'.

Can you imagine what would have happened if instead of a tie-breaker, Wimbledon was won by the guy that hit more aces?

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

@BBCHindi बाबाजी का थुल्लू

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

Some heads will roll and rightly so ... But you have to think every single player & management knew what they were trying to do .. 12th man Handscombe on the Walkie Talkie was in on it .. So In my eyes they are all as bad as each other .. #Cheats

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

Twitter doubled 150 character limit. Ab aur Outrage hoga!

[RAHUL SRIVASTAV @upcoprahul]

Teach your kids these essential "My Body Safety Rules " . Spread the word around

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

Love this forward:"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere In the universe is the fact that It has never tried to contact us"

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[Kailash Satyarthi @k_satyarthi]

30 kids died in hospital without oxygen. This is not a tragedy. It's a massacre. Is this what 70 years of freedom means for our children?

[Champ McStark @BolshoyBooze]

पहले मैं दिन भर मोबाइल चार्ज करता था फिर मैंने ऑनलाइन सेल में पॉवर बैंक खरीद लिया

अब मैं दिनभर मोबाइल और पॉवर बैंक दोनों चार्ज करता हु

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

Kya Baat Hai ! 😀 https://t.co/slPYliFqKZ

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

Glad to know that I am not the only guy who hasn't watched a single episode of Game Of Thrones https://t.co/P46jUHnPYg

[Hardik Rajgor @Hardism]

I have not seen even a single episode of Game Of Thrones. If I wanted to see loads of killings, nudity and incest, I would join ISIS.

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

Heavy penalties for cash trxns at Banks is totally unacceptable. Incentivising digital txns is great. But penalizing cash txns is unfair!

[Bibek Debroy @bibekdebroy]

Today's Indian Express. Thought such things only happened in jokes.

[सरफिरा @mindpuzzle]

Is Devendra Fadavnis a new Narendra Modi in making? #BMCresults