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Explosive new research has exasperated flatulentologists gasping for air. https://t.co/fG88IwFZ1C
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Madame Nona caught red-handed with her hand in the cookie jar. https://t.co/QHuY3sjmeL https://t.co/kXnZ648lY6

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Nigerian Prince Ali Agbabe Experiences Severe Distrust Online. https://t.co/jhOTXbH5Pj

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Rumors of cheating have emerged since Doug Shepard (a.k.a. Mad Doug 20/20) took home the Giant Sack of Beans at this year’s WSOS (World Series of Sheeping). https://t.co/U17OqxO3HS

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Mysterious cow has what appears to be a piece of a tape measure running though his head. https://t.co/GPQ1PI1J11

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Police officers face discipline after failing to assault a black suspect. https://t.co/ivSyrnTVxc

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Learn the secrets the professional don't want you to know about. Check out banana concealment made easy. https://t.co/CZq5giKZV5

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Everything you ever needed to know about #milking #badgers and more! https://t.co/9KX1lXqr3l

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5 #tips you can use today to make yourself feel #bored whenever you want. You may be surprised just how easy it is.
#howto #LifeHacks #mindsplode #boredom #sadpanda
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You can make these great #shoes with materials you may already have around the house.
#ferrets #ferretshoes #DIYprojects #shoesaddict #ferret #pets #adorable
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@nosugref_kcaz You're basically right, it's a mechanical duck bill. I bring mine to picnics so I can pick up pieces of bread that have fallen onto the ground.

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Stop paying for expensive "professional" duck sealants. Learn to make your own and save a bunch.

#duck #sealant #DIY #ducksealant #pets #budgeting #smartliving

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The Hidden Hoagie Deployment ©: Foundational XHE (Extreme Hoagie Emergence) Maneuver.
#XHE #hSports #ExtremeHoagieEmergence #hoagie #tricks #magic #illusion #joke #laugh #lol
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Is it okay to wear dead relative’s #clothes or is it just #creepy and #weird?
#death #vintageclothing #family #grandparents #thrifting #horror #GrandpasTrousers
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@DalekPc Nice! Thanks for your mercy.

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What the front kick?!? The Karate Kid Scam? I haven't seen that since the 80's.
#karatekid #karate #RalphMacchio #CobraKai #miyagido
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I’ve never had an old person before. I have no idea how to care for one I don’t even know what you’re supposed to feed them.

#oldpeople #SundayThoughts #family

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This might seem like a #nobrainier, but don’t act too fast. There are actually several reasons you may NOT want to stick your #socks in the #toaster.

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I think by #parents replaced my older #brother when I was younger. How can I be sure my brother is actually my brother?
#switch #switcheroo #family #familyguy #familyproblems
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