Caleb Mindte

[໊ @wynavira]

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

@ianzelbo

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

If sticking a Q-tip really far in your ear was an Olympic sport I’d have a gold medal

[seth | sunny 18 @pqdres]

Sunny has to outlive them

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

That 360 was super necessary

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Why Bruno mars always talkin bout coming into serious physical harm for his women. Did they ask him to do that

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Learning to whistle at the ripe age of 25

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

As a man you should not have blue eyes

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Fine I’ll say it. I like doing the little white guy smile to people. And I like when people do it to me. I’m tired of pretending it’s not pleasant

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Throwing my glasses away. I’ve seen enough

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

There are many hardships in this life but there’s always scroll on phone in class. I need to remember that

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to be big and greedy

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Nvm she’s nice. Idk why I said this

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

I am going to punch Minnie Mouse in the face

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

I am going to punch Minnie Mouse in the face

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Anyone know if the IRS accepts Kohl’s cash? Please hurry they are coming

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Asking a question in class and zoning out while it’s answered

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Hey man we’re gonna reap what we sow later if you wanna pull up

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Me and the homies gettin dizzy on some hole milk

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Feels like a good time to remind everyone. The man is a legend

[Caleb Mindte @mindte_fresh]

Told this customer we don’t have thousand island dressing he said if I wanted his tip bad enough I’d make him some