📣 MindWanders

Lover of Austen, period drama, Regency romance, Reylo, the Last Jedi, Labyrinth, the Witcher, or just basically any difficult but redeemable man.

[Austin MacDonald @AustinMacD97]

@waDNR Why is the ‘canoes’ in Volcanoes not pronounced like the word canoes? Are we saying canoes wrong or should it be Vol-canoes?

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

May is Volcano Awareness Month.
We have volcanoes.
You are now aware.
See you next May.

[fran @galacticidiots]

An artists’ retreat where a writer gets randomly paired up with a painter so they can inspire each other.

Except they’ve already met.

The writer wrote a heartbreaking book about it. The last before their slump.

The painter hasn’t painted since.

There’s only one cabin.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Do not play dice with geese. They cheat.

#NoJoke

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

Last night I dreamt I went to Cholmondeley again.

[I Smoked The White House Ball Room @BlackKnight10k]

Vote for Joe Biden: he's never said Hitler did some good things

[Charlotte Elizabeth @charliie2724]

What kensington palace thought we would see VS what we actually saw

#KateMiddleton

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Better names for existing things, number 1…

DISCO CHICKEN

[fran @galacticidiots]

Darcy’s crush on Lizzie was so embarrassingly deep, he told Georgiana she played the piano “quite well” even though the only time he heard her play was at Rosings, when she butchered the song because she was too busy roasting him. Find yourself a hype man like him.

[Bonnie ❤️s 🦋Ben🦋Solo🦋 @BonnieSwims]

@YTCShepard @jeenonamit I lived for y’all’s twitter conversations back in 2019.🤣 I miss those tweets & the participating voices.
What a golden time between TLJ and TROS!! 🥰😍

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Just a thought: How about we nix Presidents Day and make Election Day a national holiday instead?

[Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts]

“Catch me, Captain Wentworth!” “Louisa, NO!”

[fran @galacticidiots]

A moment of silence for all the girls who thought they were Lizzie Bennett types growing up but suddenly realised they were actually Darcy: introverted, terrible at flirting, would really rather be at home than at the club

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Just know that when times get tough and you see two sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when Elmo and Tracy Chapman are carrying you

[Jolene Cuisine @_jolenecuisine]

Draco Malfoy’s dad on his way to beat the shit out of Dobby.

[𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔬𝔪✨Commission Opened @_afterblossom_]

"The world stopped for a moment when we touched."

[Antoine Hardy @Slangdini]

The lord is the greatest comedian giving her that tall goofy kid