Mindy Melgar

Raising The Toddler and The Teenager. Sort of.

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

A: “Mom, when’s it going to be your birthday?”
Me: “My birthday already passed, I’m already 37!”
A [eyes wide]: “Wow Mom…that’s…believeable!!”

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

@NerdHeather hahaha I admit, I called you when I saw it. Guilty.

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@ringerpodcasts @Higher_Learning @VanLathan @TheRachLindsay I found it!

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

Parenting in the first few years is 80% just fervently praying a child will/will not fall asleep in the carseat.

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

@MorriseyWV @CLEQuality Why in the world should it be illegal to provide food to someone standing in line to vote? These laws are racist AND classist. Folks who write these rules don’t know what struggle is. Voting is freedom. This law brings us further from freedom.

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@Higher_Learning @VanLathan Three words, 1 one of them is hyphenated: post-partum jumping jacks. If you know, you know.

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FUCK yeah. PRESSURE PRESSURE PRESSURE

https://t.co/CU41rkFhnu

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

I was unboxing a new puzzle and my apple watch alerted me that I met my exercise goal. So..I think I may need to adjust the goal..a bit.

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAPPY FOURTH AND HAPPY EARTH DAY TOO!!!

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The Toddler has been saying “I’ve told you many times...” I’m not sure where she picked this up. I’ve told her many times not to copy the annoying habits of others.

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

Me when Trump does a bunch of executive orders in month 1: “What an abuse of executive power.”
Me when Biden does it: “WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?!”
...call it a double standard, I can’t hear you over all my happy screaming 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

We’re late sending some of our Christmas cards so now they’ve turned into Happy Impeachment cards.

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Sooooo....what exactly is the rule of law, mr. president?

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@TheRachLindsay The juxtaposition is disgusting.

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

Exactly.

[Rachel Lindsay @TheRachLindsay]

Can you imagine if the BLM protests stormed the Capitol like this????

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Today, Kelly Loeffler will truly embody the term “lame duck.” Let the tantrum commence. @NerdHeather

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

“The mall is open.”

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Perhaps “What mask do you want to wear?” is in the running for *phrase that turned on us the most in 2020.*

[Mindy Melgar @mindy_910]

“We’re out of toilet paper.”

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“Someone’s at the door.”