Mindy Schwarz

potty training a puppy is the hardest thing I’ve done in my life so far

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

My boyfriend's love language is excel spread sheets

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

#RealestPersonOnEarth
From bathing my wet rat, to the most intense Christmas village, to the boob pump before the party 😂

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

Me after two martinis: better read my work email 🤪

[zae @itszaeok]

no bc when teachers got married and changed their name in elementary school, why was the new name always insane omg

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

How do all these college kids go to Cabo for spring break? When I was in college I had $5 in my bank account and ate Ramen noodles and was living large 🙌

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

People used to put on their fanciest clothes to board an airplane and now I can barely be bothered to get out of my pajamas or comb my hair 👏

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

Gary told me I can’t decorate for fall until the end of the month. So when he left for the house 3 hours, I decorated for fall because he couldn’t stop me.

[reality steph🌹 @realitybysteph]

kenny asking how old everyone is:

bachelor nation:
#BachelorInParadise

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

Justice for Kaysera Stops Pretty Places - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/fCc7kNujQ6 via @Change

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

I had the genius idea to drive the 7 hours from my parents house back home to Minneapolis through the night to flip myself back to night shift mode for work and it was probably my worst idea yet 😦

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

Did you create a custom to you pillow because you haven’t been sleeping the greatest after your night shifts for the past *4* nights or are you normal

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

#JusticeForDaunteWright

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

If a nurse gives an incorrect dose of a medication that ultimately kills them, criminal charges would be brought against them because. Bc we are TRAINED to know the difference between 0.2 and 2mg. I EXPECT police officers to know the difference between a taser and a gun

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

Because of their TRAINING. If you are carrying a firearm and possess a weapon that has the power to end someone’s life, you better have the TRAINING to use it correctly. Hold law enforcement to the same standard we hold every other profession that possess this great power

[Always On @werealwayson]

IF I WANTED TO BE CELEBRATING WE'D GO TO CHUCK E. CHEESE I GASPED #thebachelor

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Impeach.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

@J_thanson I’ll start a petition now

[Jake Hanson @J_thanson]

Can MN just be part of Canada already? PLZ

[Mindy Schwarz @mindydancepants]

@serenadone @IVRico95 Chipotle, pizza, Boobs..... I’m concerned