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[parisinsummer @mindyeatscheese]

@LastWeekTonight John Oliver is the leader I turn to in times of trouble. Thank you and your team for the work you do for us all. As someone with PTSD, your information has helped me literally survive the last 6 years. I truly can’t thank you enough. Please stay safe ❤️

[parisinsummer @mindyeatscheese]

If WCW was alive today, and wrote political satire.

[Daniel W. Drezner @dandrezner]

This is just to say

I have nuked
the hurricane
that was in
the Atlantic

and which
you were probably
fearing
for landfall

Forgive me
it was a dumb idea
so ineffectual
and so much radiation

[parisinsummer @mindyeatscheese]

@versedailypoems @versedailypoems your site is down?

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

What on earth are you doing Stella? 😂

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Are we expected to have professional photographers in our house taking pictures of us in full makeup and wardrobe every day? Because this seems like the standard on social media right now. <I protest loudly, as I scrape donut glaze off my face, wearing 7-day-old jeans.>

[parisinsummer @mindyeatscheese]

Hey @attcares why am I the only person in Dallas still without internet??

[parisinsummer @mindyeatscheese]

Never not reblogging

[parisinsummer @mindyeatscheese]

Just created a twitter account. Couldn't resist after seeing it on the news!