Mindy Lukewarm 😳

“live with passion, live

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

@mapletree871 It’s crazy cause I remember in high school saying “omg imagine when it says 7 years ago today” because at the time 2 years ago or 3 years ago was crazy and here we are!!

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

Why does Instagram force trends in my face like ok haha Netflix documentary but not everyone and their mom needs to do it and why does Instagram keep showing it to me and most of them aren’t even funny

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

“One day when I have kids” is today.

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

@mitchyfreeze So relatable, I eat breakfast at 5am

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

@mitchyfreeze And when they clean the house you clean the house

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

@mitchyfreeze And when they pump you pump

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I haven’t tweeted in over a year so let me reintroduce myself. Hi I’m Mindy and I’m a mother now.

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

The person who made the saying “don’t cry over spilled milk” has clearly never spent 20 minutes pumping milk from their breasts only to spill it everywhere.

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

My father in law just called me out saying that I don’t call him anything. He never told me to call him “dad” and I’m too awkward to say his name. He made me practice saying his name to “break the ice”. I’ve been married for 2.5 years btw

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@mitchyfreeze YES A MILLION TIMES

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@susanpumpernick Can you share it with the rest of us 😅

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@mapletree871 Wait what is that?? I need to know

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@mitchyfreeze Omg I have no clue where they are, I felt on top of the world with them but unfortunately they never took off :(

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

@susanpumpernick omg stop

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@mitchyfreeze @sparklystrngr omg I just watched a season of that show sooo good

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@billyjeanbilly3 @mitchyfreeze That’s the best call omg

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@mapletree871 I drew black dots on the eyes of my wig holder so SHES REALLY CREEPY

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I had a dream last night where I HAD to remember the sequence - 90, 87, 80, 80, 70, 70, 70
Someone tell me what this means 😭

[Mindy Lukewarm 😳 @mindylukewarm]

@LilbetRd @mapletree871 Ugh @mapletree871 YOU NEED TO COME!!!! ID CRY OF HAPPINESS

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@LilbetRd @mapletree871 If maple wanted to move would you actually come?