christina

an earnest declaration of mediocrity

[christina @minechrissy]

@violetteramy you’re lying there’s literally no possible way. you definitely sent me that snapchat like a week ago there’s no way he is old enough for a LICENSE

[News12CT @News12CT]

STILL NO ANSWERS: It's been one month since the death of #LaurenSmithFields. Family and City Council members are still awaiting answers from police and other #Bridgeport officials about what happened. - https://t.co/CuSVMEW0hE

[TRILLIONAIRE TGRAY @TGray_TaughtHer]

I’m really grateful for everyone’s support for my sister. Keep her name alive we applying pressure https://t.co/IExMdDR6tv

[christina @minechrissy]

can’t believe taylor single handedly summoned me back to twitter after literally a year (mostly to see everyone goof on j*ke gyll*nhaal tho) but yeah blame her sorry

[christina @minechrissy]

ngl call me a fake fan but when i first heard the 10 minute version of all too well i was like this is great but i probably won’t listen to this as often but now i’m like upset when there’s not enough time left in my drive for the full 10 minute one 😅😍 it’s SO fucking gooood

[cary @caryryan_]

me and my friend in the club after a few drinks #DragRaceUK

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trump has had more impeachments than i’ve had serious relationships

[christina @minechrissy]

silver springs is a great old song, thank you

[christina @minechrissy]

why are there still teachers/instructors who brag about their students all getting low grades on most of the assignments??? like, that’s not a good thing, Marie. probably means you’re not a great teacher? idk call me crazy

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Get a friendship like this:

[christina @minechrissy]

i just bought toys for my cat to give him on each night of Channukkah and when i got home i told him completely unironically to not look in the bag or else he’d spoil his holiday. when did i become this bitch who let me become this bitch

[Lady VIOLETTE 🇱🇧 فًًويولات @violetteramy]

Just found a quiet cheeto supporter on my following/followers list. In case literally everything I’ve said on here hasn’t been clear enough:

IF YOU ARE A TRUMPET, REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY LIFE AND MY FEED THANKS

[christina @minechrissy]

u ever just feel like crying while you make waffles alone naked in your kitchen on a Thursday morning or what

[christina @minechrissy]

me rn as i delete any and all of the secret Trumpers i apparently had on snapchat after seeing their stories about the election LOL YIKES BYE

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

i hope trump slept like shit

[christina @minechrissy]

i can tell the mental illness is really showing her ass to me again because i’ve always cared about getting all As and this semester for the first time in my life i’m like “ehh. good enough.” also might be the fact that i’m taking way too many fucking classes idk

[christina @minechrissy]

@xojuliiox pretty sure it’s illegal to make TWO baby boys who are this beautiful but whatever i guess

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

...yes