Boys (MinePitDerp) @minepitderp - Twitter Profile

5 days ago

New on @stonkpit : https://t.co/FFM1dcYti2 Your whole squad in one place — every boy you hold, laid out as proper cards instead of a wallet list you have to squint at. Tap a boy and see his story: how many shifts he's clocked, whether he's running a panel or seated on someone else's, what he's earned his keep doing. Want him on your lock screen? One click gets you a crisp high-res PNG. Purists can grab the raw SVG. Need to move boys around? Send one, send ten, straight from the tab — with a heads-up before you sign if one of them is mid-job, so you never accidentally pull a working boy off the floor. And if OpenSea is being OpenSea and one of your boys isn't showing up over there — send him to yourself. One transaction, their indexer snaps out of it, boy reappears. Handled. Footer → Mine → PitBoys. Go check on your boys.

minepitderp's tweet photo. New on @stonkpit : https://t.co/FFM1dcYti2

Your whole squad in one place — every boy you hold, laid out as proper cards instead of a wallet list you have to squint at. Tap a boy and see his story: how many shifts he's clocked, whether he's running a panel or seated on someone else's, what he's earned his keep doing.

Want him on your lock screen? One click gets you a crisp high-res PNG. Purists can grab the raw SVG.

Need to move boys around? Send one, send ten, straight from the tab — with a heads-up before you sign if one of them is mid-job, so you never accidentally pull a working boy off the floor.

And if OpenSea is being OpenSea and one of your boys isn't showing up over there — send him to yourself. One transaction, their indexer snaps out of it, boy reappears. Handled.

Footer → Mine → PitBoys. Go check on your boys.

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

5 days ago

Derp in a note - May be beneficial to create at least one DerpNote - NFA.

StonkPit - $DERP

@stonkpit

5 days ago

DerpNotes are live. Lock an exact face of mined DERP — 10,000 / 100,000 / 1,000,000 — inside a bearer note NFT. Pick a vesting lock: 30, 90, or 180 days. The DERP escrows in the contract; the note is the claim. When it matures, whoever holds it can break it: the contract sells the face to the Merchant at the live floor price and pays the ETH straight to the bearer. The Merchant's price only rises — a vesting note can never be worth less tomorrow than today. Wrapping is free. Art and metadata 100% on-chain. 10% enforced royalty on every resale feeds activated DerpBoys and the Merchant. Wrap: https://t.co/79f28pD9y8 Trade: https://t.co/R48PL6TnEe

stonkpit's tweet photo. DerpNotes are live.

Lock an exact face of mined DERP — 10,000 / 100,000 / 1,000,000 — inside a bearer note NFT. Pick a vesting lock: 30, 90, or 180 days. The DERP escrows in the contract; the note is the claim.

When it matures, whoever holds it can break it: the contract sells the face to the Merchant at the live floor price and pays the ETH straight to the bearer. The Merchant's price only rises — a vesting note can never be worth less tomorrow than today.

Wrapping is free. Art and metadata 100% on-chain. 10% enforced royalty on every resale feeds activated DerpBoys and the Merchant.

Wrap: https://t.co/79f28pD9y8 Trade: https://t.co/R48PL6TnEe

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

8 days ago

Announcement of the announcement, It may be today, it may be tomorrow. Didn't want you thinking we'd forgot to post today. derp DERP

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

9 days ago

Welcome to The Front Desk — the home of DERP-BOY sales. A fixed-price desk for PitBoys. No order book, no haggling, no listings. Sell a boy in for 500,000 DERP. Buy one out for 1,000,000. Open 24/7, priced in bytecode. Day one on the floor: — 10 boys sold in, 1 bought out. 109 boys now sit behind the desk — every trade paid its 0.01 ETH fee straight into DerpBoy reward rounds — those rounds already fired twice: ~0.30 ETH each, paid across 318 and then 320 holder wallets — every live-activated boy earning its tier-weighted cut — 9.03M DERP routed through the system: 4.52M refilled the blue mine, 4.52M loaded the desk bankroll — every buy-out sends another 500k DERP back to the mine The cycle: trade at the desk → ETH feeds the rounds → rounds pay activated DerpBoy holders in ETH → activation DERP splits 50/50 between the mine and the desk bankroll → the desk buys more boys back. Sell the desk a boy. Or take one home. https://t.co/ytO2Txzgs5

minepitderp's tweet photo. Welcome to The Front Desk — the home of DERP-BOY sales.

A fixed-price desk for PitBoys. No order book, no haggling, no listings. Sell a boy in for 500,000 DERP. Buy one out for 1,000,000. Open 24/7, priced in bytecode.

Day one on the floor:

— 10 boys sold in, 1 bought out. 109 boys now sit behind the desk — every trade paid its 0.01 ETH fee straight into DerpBoy reward rounds — those rounds already fired twice: ~0.30 ETH each, paid across 318 and then 320 holder wallets — every live-activated boy earning its tier-weighted cut — 9.03M DERP routed through the system: 4.52M refilled the blue mine, 4.52M loaded the desk bankroll — every buy-out sends another 500k DERP back to the mine

The cycle: trade at the desk → ETH feeds the rounds → rounds pay activated DerpBoy holders in ETH → activation DERP splits 50/50 between the mine and the desk bankroll → the desk buys more boys back.

Sell the desk a boy. Or take one home.

https://t.co/ytO2Txzgs5

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

11 days ago

9/9 Made from a proof-of-work hash on ApeChain. Bridged to Robinhood. Mining DERP. Activated boys get the ETH royalty rounds. https://t.co/tdFONnhkPj NFA. Experimental software. derp DERP

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

11 days ago

1/9 These are MineBoys. On @RobinhoodCrypto they are called PitBoys. Same face, same token id, two chains. They were made on @ApeChainHUB by proof-of-work mining. Someone ground SHA-256 until they hit a valid hash, and that hash became the boy. This thread is how that worked, and what they do now.

minepitderp's tweet photo. 1/9

These are MineBoys. On @RobinhoodCrypto they are called PitBoys. Same face, same token id, two chains.

They were made on @ApeChainHUB by proof-of-work mining. Someone ground SHA-256 until they hit a valid hash, and that hash became the boy. This thread is how that worked, and what they do now.

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

11 days ago

8/9 They trade on OpenSea. A sale pays the royalty, and the royalty is what funds the next ETH Rewards for activated holders. If you buy one, you can mine $DERP on the blue floor, and if you activate it you are in those rounds. When Anybody sells one, that sale rewards the people who already activated. Good Boys get Rewards.

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

9 months ago

Thank you to our first Two Third Party Mints, @CryptoBullyzNFT PixlPacks - Mined/Sold Out @Chump_Chumps Chubs! - Returning in the next season of MineBoy!

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Boys (MinePitDerp)

@minepitderp

9 months ago

https://t.co/8s3udwvnZy for mining - season ended, https://t.co/aMstlOsB2G for staking, explorer, high res images - staking cooldown active for 1 week https://t.co/59QurivIer for Mine Monsters TCG Stats and Transfers

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