Lady RantsAlot

That log caught on stream and floating with the current. Might land somewhere, might flow perpetually, might sink to the bottom. Remains to be seen!

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Got reintroduced to the importance of proper punctuation while trying to write contracted form of “who are” 🫢

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

As you’re driving side by side with a Sheriff’s car with your windows down, and “I shot the Sheriff” plays on your phone, do you turn to give a nod to the Sheriff? Do you speed through? Or use your phone (an offense now) to change the song in front of a lawman?

Ignore them??

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

When you thought Brian Cox couldn’t get any cooler, you learn that he was in rock bands, opened for Jimmy Page and had #1 hit in UK and AUS. And I struggle with bar chords and multidimensional vector space. 😅

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Arrange marriage is scary. What if he doesn’t LOVE LOTR and hates the trivia too??? 😶

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

20’s - the age where nothing goes your way. Bloody Character Development! -_-

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Dudes in suits + martial arts >>>

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Should Zoro tire of Swordmanship and desire to pursue another career, he should be Ventriloquist. Speaking perfectly clear while holding third sword with his teeth has gained him enough practice.
#animethings

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

TIL that Tracy Chapman is a woman! 😐

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

The existence of potatoes should neither be in sweet form, nor in arrogant. Yes, I’m looking at you, taro!

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

New achievement unlocked: Driving in the hailstorm with near-zero visibility during rush traffic hour.

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

It’s astonishing how the world started caring about and advocating for women’s right soon as the transgenders started seeking for theirs.

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Got compared to Haruno Sakura yesterday. What a start to the week! -_-

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Could “tujhse naraz nahi jindagi, hairaan hoon main” be Hindi equivalent of “I am not mad, just disappointed”?
#ThrowBadThursday

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Whoever is in charge of designing my life algorithm needs to dabble in some fuzzy logic.

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

I wonder why it’s called Purse and not a Card-assian. 🫢

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

After two weeks of verbal vomiting, Lady Rantsalot has finally decided to take a backseat, allowing poise to take the helm.

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

BBC’s idea of protecting the remnants of women education and involved party in Afghanistan:
*news coverage*
A secret school, in Kabul, in the basement, usually >30 teenage girls come to study, 21 years old teacher, *gives her previous occupation & uses her real voice*. 😐

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

To the dude who honked, and the dude who flashed his beam lights, and even to the dude who yelled from his car to get my attention and let me know how blindly I was driving, I thank you. And will try to remember to turn the lights on.

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

I exist in two phases: either a relaxed, loosened up, blabbering idiot, or a poised, well mannered, uptight and lip-tight lady. There’s no in between!

[Lady RantsAlot @minervash1]

Ran inside as the Uber arrived to fetch the work ID that I swore was supposed to be in my bag. You see, because I’m more responsible these days. Waiting Uber, frantic search, and no luck! Defeated, I go to Uber, sit down and there it is, hanging from my beltloop, my ID. 🤦🏻‍♀️