Unfortunate1

Father-husband-fan of the sport of basketball

[dank @cptdankkk]

J.R. Smith says he got benched 9 seconds into guarding Kobe Bryant as an NBA rookie

“Crazy because in shootaround, we going through walkthroughs, doing plays and shit. Bryon Scott is trying to explain the triangle and where Kobe going to be at and his moves and shit”

“He was like, ‘He's going to go two dribbles right baseline. He gonna pump fake, stay down. He's going to pump fake again. Stay down.’ I'm like, ‘All right’”

“We go through another play. He tell me, ‘He going to go two dribbles right, pump fake, stay down, pump fake, stay down, and then make him pass it out. Worst case, he'll take a tough shot over top of you. We can live with that.’ I’m like, ‘All right’”

“We go over another play. I was like, ‘Yo, bro, if you tell me he about to go two dribbles right and pump fake and then pump fake... I got it. All right.’ ‘He do it and your ass go for it, I'm taking you out’”

“I get in the game. I swear to God bro. I wasn't in the game nine seconds. When I tell you this man went two dribbles right. But the way he took his two dribbles, I'm thinking he going to the cup for sure”

“This motherfucker pump fake. Jump. Boop. Swish. Beep. Sub. He took me right out”

[Unfortunate1 @Mingomann]

@yonceduh 🤣

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine if the United States spent $300B restoring the United States.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Obama: "Values every president here today, as different as we are, has tried our best to uphold. Values that John McCain and Mitt Romney believed in no less than I did."

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In an amazing moment, Barack Obama's close friend and Chair of the Obama Foundation Board, Marty Nesbitt just wore a tan suit to mock Republicans at President Obama's Presidential library opening. This is awesome.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

No deal is better than a bad deal. America out negotiated again. #Iran

[U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy]

Reagan is rolling over in his grave. Iran’s nuclear ambitions were not curbed, and they have learned that threatening the Strait of Hormuz works and will undoubtedly leverage it in the future. Now, Iran gets to build brand-new infrastructure under this deal.

Before the war, the strait was open, Iran was being crushed by sanctions, and 13 service members were still alive. Now, 13 Americans are dead, families have paid billions at the pump, sanctions will be lifted, and the bombing has stopped. This is the worst foreign policy blunder in decades.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump endorses Iran having ballistic missiles: "I'm saying that if other countries have them, it's a little unfair for them not to have some"

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

yall don’t think it’s WEIRD , that CPS will potentially take your kids if you’re struggling (unable to feed them , clothe them , pay for necessary medicines , etc.) 🤔 and then once your kids are taken , they put them in a home with another family , and then give THEM money every month to take care of your kids ??

is that not a fucked up system ?!

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Jack @jackunheard]

The Obamas are reportedly considering a defamation lawsuit against Josh Hokit, the UFC, and Paramount after Hokit shouted, “Michelle Obama is a man!” during last night’s event.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

PSA: Stephen A. Smith does not speak for the black community!

He speaks for the 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

[Matthew Marsden @matthewdmarsden]

I am a conservative but I hate all this “Michelle Obama is a man,” garbage.

It’s so low class.

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

The fighter yelling “Michelle Obama is a man,” at an official White House event to honor America is utterly unacceptable and the administration should denounced it in no uncertain terms.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell criticizes Trump's White House UFC fight:

Our government is desecrating its role in society by hosting sporting events. Our tax dollars and resources are funding this operation. The government is supposed to protect us, not entertain us.

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Freddy, a German World Cup fan, has gone viral on social media by documenting his travels through the United States. His stop in Houston this weekend got a huge boost from J.J. Watt. https://t.co/EzkhfW9pAp

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

Freddy, a German World Cup fan, has gone viral on social media by documenting his travels through the country. His stop in Houston this weekend got a huge boost from J.J. Watt. https://t.co/D3bHHBnsJW

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says peace deal with Iran is officially complete and the Strait of Hormuz is now open.

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

You saw nothing, he saw nothing, nobody saw anything…

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Victor Wembanyama throws championship parade after mistaking OKC for the NBA Finals.