michael

A doughy twig • They/She

[chlo :O) @chloabler]

any of y’all wanna rate yr job and complain about it? i wanna hear it!!!
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[michael @MingyBingy]

I can’t believe Lydia Tár would say that!

[michael @MingyBingy]

@chloabler I love you @chloabler

[michael @MingyBingy]

@chloabler Release 8 wild chimps in the eldorado nature center and watch as their numbers grow along the San Gabriel riverbed.

[michael @MingyBingy]

@chloeabler

[michael @MingyBingy]

Whoa what a foggy night! Check out how much moisture collected on my glasses from my bike ride home!

[michael @MingyBingy]

@711culture Thank you!!! I love you too pall!

[michael @MingyBingy]

I am now officially a bachelor…

[michael @MingyBingy]

So you’re telling me the reason why I keep doing the koki kola fortnït yippee, voice is because I’m afraid of intimacy?

[michael @MingyBingy]

I keep getting these weird emails from my professors whenever I ask about my grades.

[michael @MingyBingy]

@fidget_skinner Your eyes don’t deceive you! It is the legendary figure of comedy Ted!

[michael @MingyBingy]

Me after a 8 hour shift

[michael @MingyBingy]

The feminine urge to show my breasts to other women

[michael @MingyBingy]

@chloeabler And I missed it! >:(

[michael @MingyBingy]

@cgatica101 Eh they were kinda annoying tbh

[michael @MingyBingy]

@cgatica101 I had a camping party in my backyard with three other friends. In the middle of the we caught a rat and someone decided to cook it on the fire and two of them ate it. They both died of salmonella and the other ended up joining the army last year. His enlistment was a real bummer.

[michael @MingyBingy]

@chloeabler :’) thank you bb, I love you!