Bradley

I was on Buzzfeed once

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I can't believe I have to say this, but arresting civilians for collecting paint chips and not arresting the people in power for raping children is fucking evil.

[Tree @ATree_Official]

We should just remove all the data centres in the world and replace them with trees

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

That’s probably because Muslim women exist

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[rose @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.
Girls don't want to be raped.

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

I paid 95 bucks to fill my tank today and it definitely wasn’t Jimmy Kimmels fault

[lulu @weskastri]

I barely see anyone talk about Lebanon and Palestine anymore. Southern Lebanon is in ruins. Palestine is in ruins. Please continue talking about them and spreading awareness about what’s happening.

[Billy Procida @TheBillyProcida]

why can't multi-billion-dollar companies just make 20% less for a little while?

[Praise @tufpraise]

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

healthcare please

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Tweet of the year?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they have treated women? Hmm

[Eric Stangel @EricStangel]

Bad Bunny should do an alternative State of the Union address

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Weird way to say “informing people of their constitutional rights”

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

another year in the books!