Jessica Myers

I am a feeder.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No, I do not want the AI overview.
I want to read a Wikipedia page that leads me to another Wikipedia page, and another, and another, and get lost for hours down a completely unrelated rabbit hole as the gods intended.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Jessica Myers @mini_myers]

Us next? 🙏🏽

[BC Government News @BCGovNews]

When we turn the clocks ahead on March 8, it will be the last time change ever for BC. We're changing to a permanent daylight saving time, simply called Pacific Time (PT).

Learn more: https://t.co/ED0BCM14Io

[Jessica Myers @mini_myers]

@dennisbhooper Fanny pack. Every time.

[kay @kswizzlein]

if a girl does puzzles for fun she’s hot but also definitely insane

[🦢 @meishato]

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

[Jessica Myers @mini_myers]

99 today! Happy birthday Grandma 🤍

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

i can't marry myself.

[SickKids Foundation @sickkids]

What happens when you put a group of kids in a room with THE Freddie Freeman? This. So much of this. 😂

Catch Freddie, Daniel, Olivia, Logan and Nurse Nadia in @VancityReynolds' holiday video for @SickKidsNews - out NOW!!!

ps. SiX sEVeN 🫴

@Dodgers @BlueJays

[MLB @MLB]

Freddie Freeman and Ryan Reynolds teamed up to help support the @SickKids Foundation in Toronto - but some subjects are still a bit sore 😂

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

I’m not here to have critical thought.

I’m here to be a golden retriever who enjoys the experience of listening to Taylor Swift’s music.

[Jessica Myers @mini_myers]

This felt IMPOSSIBLE in January, but I can do hard things (apparently) 💪🏽#HyroxToronto

[CP24 @CP24]

SickKids named world’s best pediatric hospital in new ranking
https://t.co/uYvuh2U2aS

[SickKids Foundation @sickkids]

SickKids is #1 in the world. And determined to be even better.

Thank you to @SickKidsNews staff, trainees, volunteers and donors – we wouldn’t be the best without you! 💙

[Emma Chapple @emma_chapple]

unmarried ladies in our 30s we lost our strongest soldier today

[jewish brat @ajewishbrat]

if you see a couple of tourists taking a selfie, stop and offer to take a real picture of them. it takes a minute and you probably won’t remember it but they will gain a good, real photo with someone they care about

[Jessica Myers @mini_myers]

Sounds like he unconsciously uncoupled them

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.

[Boss @CleoElisse]

Oh bitch!!!!

They got UNO in Vegas now! My time to shine.

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Real tea drinkers are still going in this weather