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Moody, pocket-sized

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@chrispiascik I got flagged for hate speech for commenting “men are trash.” Fucking ridiculous.

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@closethedoor I saw this a while back with the comment “every teenager in the 80’s looked 35”. 🤣

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@JenKirkman did you make this? 😂 https://t.co/SuiUB0h51o

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Hold my hand.

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@DaveHolmes Excited for this but what’s up with Truu Stowray?? I miss it!

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@mary__ep Always choose the quiet car if it’s available…

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BUT… I made sure she was able to meet him and get a photo together. Because the world is on fire and if dumb shit makes you happy for a few hours then great. Good for her, it made her night.

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He has 2.4 million followers. She was completely starstruck. Too nervous to talk to him. His videos are dumb and he seems ridiculous in them. I don’t understand it.

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My gen z coworker has informed me there is a famous tik tok-er at this wedding reception that we are working. We just looked him up. I feel so old.

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@magooner Yup, over the winter I was going through the Suffolk downs drive through testing site every other Friday. Test in the evening, results in the middle of the night. It was great.

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@ryantkelly Let me know if you need any help with Beverly puns

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@ryantkelly How are any of them still in business? If I absolutely have to run to the grocery store on a weekend I’ll always go to shaws because there’s never anyone there. Like in the middle of the day on Saturday there’s 10 ppl.

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@ryantkelly Curious, what DID you expect it to be?

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@closethedoor Did a few of those. But also appts are very hard to get, and Cvs opens new appts in the middle of the night, so I charged a few people who are capable of doing it on their own $20 and got up at 1AM to schedule theirs for them. 💁🏼‍♀️

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✨Getting coworkers their vaccine appointments is my new side hustle✨

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@Caitlinc13 I just had my 2nd as well! Not depressing at all!
Also happy birthday!

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@CaptainZeroFun I wish!!

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I just had to write the words “Wicked Pissah Chowdah” in an official work document. Gotta love the New England seafood industry.

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@bitchywaiter Vaccination selfies are the new “I voted” selfies. It’s important and something to be excited and hopeful about!

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@JenKirkman I’ve listened since the very beginning! Just the thought of you all together doing the accent and reminiscing about growing up in New England seems like it would be hysterical!

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@Caissie @joshgondelman as a Boston resident I am fucking dying listening to your convo about New England, cry-laughing at the insanity that is Canobie Lake Park. Please start a podcast with @JenKirkman devoted to all things Massachusetts!