Can we talk about the level of disrespect when you’re getting your face waxed and they accidentally get way too close and snag a nose hair?! 💀😭
#trustissues
I’m going to start referring to Texas as a she, bc PMS is the only thing to explain her weather whiplash.
I have literally pulled from every seasonal wardrobe this week 🤦🏽♀️
#overit#TuesdayThoughts
I just broadened my social media horizons and graduated from @tumblr to @reddit ...I was not ready.
This is like going from kindergarten to a graduate program in engineering 💀
#halp
This lady is sitting two chairs away from me at Starbucks and is picking the ice from her coffee and proceeding to chomp, crunch and smack EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. 💀
#neurotic
When you try to sing #LaVieBoheme along with #RENT and you end up looking like the schmuck at Karaoke Night that’s too drunk to remember the words. #censored