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[cooper @minicooper71]

Media: “joe Flacco is overpaid and isn’t elite”

Joe: “First of all, I won a super bowl”

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Been crying all morning

Couldn’t afford Knicks tickets growing up and now I get to watch them on the biggest stage and probably the biggest game in franchise history

I love you so much @TickPick and am eternally grateful

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Trey Mancini called up by the Angels.

Mancini last played in an MLB game in 2023.

[Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic]

A fantastic opening to Sunday Night Baseball on ESPN (June 21, 1992)

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

they low-key hittin that shit

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[cooper @minicooper71]

Bang

https://t.co/ofAeeQyXbN

[Brendan Mortensen @BrendanMorty]

Some very notable Oriole Mays:

Cowser: .275/.362/.529, .891
Alonso: .277/.331/.509, .840
Blaze: .365/.403/.508, .911
Basallo: .338/.376/.597, .973
Holliday: 2 HRs in 12 G

Bradish: 2.80 ERA, 34 K's, .195 BAA
BY: 2.86 ERA, O's win 5 of 5 starts
Rico: 0.77 ERA in 12 G

[Julian Baron @JulianTBaron]

Pete Alonso has never said anything wrong in his life.

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

8

[cooper @minicooper71]

There’s a “Brokeback The Mountain” Felix Bautista pun in here somewhere, I’m just too lazy to find it

[The Bohlar Bear @relishdaddy]

@Orioles "I wish I knew how to quit you"

[cooper @minicooper71]

@PMGingrich https://t.co/f6qO7wDEjf

[Jeff Ermann @Jeff_Ermann]

To extract itself from those two games against Maryland, Virginia Tech paid UMD $600,000, per university source.

[cooper @minicooper71]

@PMGingrich @TurtleSportsNet @PeteThamel https://t.co/f6qO7wDEjf

[Jeff Ermann @Jeff_Ermann]

To extract itself from those two games against Maryland, Virginia Tech paid UMD $600,000, per university source.

[Jake Rill @JakeDRill]

Avery Jacobsen, a 22-year-old diehard Orioles fan from Lancaster County, Pa., and a recent Loyola University Maryland graduate, caught both Coby Mayo’s homer in 4th and Blaze Alexander’s double in 5th tonight.

Jacobsen didn’t even see the double until his friend, Kyle Weaver, saw it coming. Jacobsen caught it, then gifted that ball to a young fan behind him.

“You got to give balls to kids. You want them coming back to the ballpark.”

[cooper @minicooper71]

They won’t though. Market manipulation at its finest

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: U.S. & Iran are reportedly expected to announce a draft peace deal by tomorrow afternoon.

[cage 🇵🇸 @CAGEtheGEGEG]

Why arent we doing this?

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

not only are lance armstrong & sheryl crow the right age to be pete crow armstrong's parents but they also started dating right around the same timeframe that PCA was born. very confusing

[cooper @minicooper71]

Just spitting up their depth chart?

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Aaron Rodgers makes the Pittsburgh Steelers AFC North title and Super Bowl contenders.

WR
-DK Metcalf
-Michael Pittman Jr
-Germie Bernard

TE
-Darnel Washington
-Pat Freiermuth

RB
-Jaylen Warren
-Rico Dowdle

[Shawne Merriman @shawnemerriman]

I had NO IDEA I was being inducted into the @umterps Hall of Fame.

I showed up thinking I was there to help bring other people on stage. When the new Athletic Director @TerpsADJimSmith came on board, I told him anything he needed from me to help make the program better, call me. So honestly, I thought that’s what the night was about.

To now be part of an elite class with so many legends who came before me, and to permanently represent the DMV and the University of Maryland in this way, is something I can’t even fully put into words.

This hit different. Forever a Terp!!!! Man….. 🐢🙏🏾 🎥 @waynekimmel

[marie @astou_jolie]

It’s actually insane that people used to casually receive a giant book with everyone’s home address and phone number in it. 😭

[Golf on CBS ⛳ @GolfonCBS]

How many golfers can Rory McIlroy identify just by watching their swing silhouette?

The results are QUITE impressive.